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DAMN ALIEN REVIEWS
as relayed to Steve Sawicki

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ALIEN COMMUNIQUE #040299A

Greenings! We wish to thank all of you for the letters, email and presents you have sent us. We particularly enjoyed the hard crusted acetate. They come in such colorful boxes. You Earthers are so swayed by color and form. We are constantly amazed by this and by the over zealous nature your packagers seem to embody. Why else do you cover things so many times in so many different ways. Does this explain why you take your writings and often bind them in garish colors? Is it only a form of misdirection when you place pictures which have nothing to do with content prominently before the scribblings? Is this like your Earther insects which signal one thing through display when they are really something else? Being from a much more advanced race, we are, of course, immune to such panderings and trickery. While we are not inclined to ignore the occasional case of spooze shipped our way, we are never influenced by a pretty picture or a fancy cover. (With the exception of Capt. Jack Gripper’s excellent non-fiction book Squid of the North Sea, which had that most excellent depiction of a tentacled cutey. We purchased many copies and are in dire wait mode for the national signing tour in hopes the model comes with the author.)

The response to our archived states has been beyond comprehension and so we shall continue to see that our work exists for your constant edification. Grow a pseudopod, grab your mouse, shout SPOOZE! and click here.

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order Tea From An Empty Cup

Tea From An Empty Cup, Tor Books Hardcover, ISBN 0-312-86665-8, $22.95 ($31.95 Canada), 254 pgs.

Pat Cadigan has been called ‘The Queen Of Cyberpunk.” While we usually do not associate with riff raff, we were enticed by the wonderful colors on the cover. Once inside we were even more enticed by the level of writing. In some ways, though, this is an example of style over substance. The writing here is simply wonderful although the plotting sometimes left us scratching in places better left unnamed.

This is a story which involves the development of a large industry around virtual reality constructs. Artificial Reality is popular and in demand due to the shape of the real world. Besides, when you can be what you want, why be what you are? This is sort of like AOL today, only bigger and better run. The tale revolves around one individual who is being sought by two people. This one individual gets sucked into and eventually killed inside a virtual city construct. Following the path is a girlfriend and a cop. Both move from different directions and for different reasons.

Cadigan has developed a world which is rich in detail and then she has gone and populated it with the people who live there. Our only complaint, and granted this is one we waffle on, is that we would have liked either more of a plot, which would have made the ending, which is a bit weak, more palatable. Or, we would have liked more of a bang ending which would have made the weak plot more understandable. We make these observations with the full understanding that some will see them and nothing else. Do not be so fooled.

This is a very interesting novel taken in full form. It is as complete a work as you are apt to find in the SF field. Cadigan is a stylist and is adept at character as well. She has a fully developed artificial world which competes against the real world. Most SF writers only have to do world building once and Cadigan has done it twice here and successfully both times.

Waving tenstacles and pseudopods up. This is one you should be getting.

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order Whither

Wither, J. G. Passarella, Pocket Books Hardcover, ISBN 0-671-02480-9, $23.00 ($34.00 Canada), 304 pgs.

Perhaps this book would have been better coming out nearer to Halloween since it involves witches and nasty things happening to young people. On the other hand, we have discovered that you, as a race, rather enjoy torturing your young, whether it be by setting them before that tedious electronic box or by making them eat odd vegetables in the name of health.

This is one of those books which is predicated on the thought that old horrors still exist in the modern world and merely need either a random event or minimal direct enticement to become present again. In this case it’s a bit of both. The story revolves around women (which makes sense if you consider it to be a book about witches), of three generations. The women are not related, at least not in the blood sense although their fates and futures are intertwined. One is an eight year old girl, another is a college freshman and the third is a pregnant first time mother-to-be. Wither, the title character is an old witch who is essentially reborn.

There is some irony in this supernatural thriller. It is set in the town of Windale, Mass, a town looking to boost its tourist trade and choosing witchcraft to do so, at least the history of witchcraft. The town goes so far as to put a witch logo on police cars. Still, it is all sham and the town barely tolerates those who even come close to true belief. That this is the place where the true witch comes is almost fitting.

We liked this book, although we do not often read this particular genre. We enjoy books which are about discovery and struggle and about facing one’s future, regardless of how horrid it might appear to be. Passarella is a good writer and this is a first book. The pacing is a bit slow, especially at the beginning, but consider it proper mood setting. After all, most good ghost and witch tales require some set up in order for the ending to be satisfying.

All tenstacles up and shaking in fright

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order Silver Birch, Blood Moon

Silver Birch, Blood Moon, Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling, eds., Avon Trade Paperback, ISBN 0-380-78622-2, $13.50 ($19.50 Canada), 371 pgs.

This is the fifth book in this anthology series which takes classic fairy tales and gives them new life, or a new twist if you wish. Sometimes the twist is gentle and sometimes it is an updating and sometimes it is more evil or just more in depth. Whatever the case these are not your children’s fairy tales. We should note, however, that these probably are our grandparents fairy tales since these tales in the original were quite gruesome.

Each of these books has been graced by a Thomas Canty cover and this one is no exception. Canty’s art if perfect for the subject matter and really adds to the whole package. Inside are 21 tales from such authors as Nancy Kress, Patricia McKillip, Robin McKinley, Tanith Lee and Neal Gaiman. There are more, of course, but you should really find that out on your own.

As we mentioned above, these tales are not what you may be used to. In fact, that is the whole purpose of this series; to present these old tales in a more modern way. We would have to say that the editors surpassed their goals. This is a collection where from story to story you wander, sometimes dazed, sometimes horrified, sometimes dazzled but always entertained and made to think.

We can not say we liked each and every story here. That is much too rare a thing for an anthology. We can say that we liked 90% and we are convinced that this will hold true for every reader, regardless of expectations.

Tenstacles flailing in upraised affirmatives.

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order Spinners

Spinners, Anthony McCarten, Morrow Hardcover, ISBN 0-688-16303-3, $24.00, 263 pgs.

This is a book about aliens. We like, generally, books about aliens, being aliens ourselves, although in our eyes and from our perspective you are the aliens which makes almost all of your books about aliens. But that is intergalactic sociology and that is not why you are here. You are here to partake of spooze and gain insight into pan-galactic thought processes.

This is a book set in Australia, although it takes a while to figure that out and it is not really important. The story could have taken place in Iowa or County Cork or Belgium for all that place matters. What is important is the characters and the main character is one Delia Chapman who has an unusual experience one evening. She meets spacemen and they impregnate her. At least that’s her story. Not only that but one of her friends is also pregnant and another girl is with child as well although months off Delia’s inception. All the girls claim otherworldly lovers. The three are also members of a rather small town so you can imagine what turmoil this brings to the town.

And that is really what this book is all about. Sure, it’s about aliens and their need to impregnate Earther females, but it is mostly about being and outsider and coping with how the world reacts to your version of reality. McCarten does an excellent job with telling just enough to keep us going but holding back so we are never quite sure where. Our one big complaint might be that this book is not really science fiction. In fact, Morrow simply calls it a novel. A novel it is, indeed. And a fine one at that.

Tenstacles uplifted, saluting fine tales about our alien brethren.

M E D I A C O R N E R

href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345420675/damnaliens">order Star Wars:The Essential Guide To Droids

Star Wars: The Essential Guide To Droids, Daniel Wallace, Del Rey Trade Paperback, ISBN 0-345-42067-5, $18.95 ($26.50 Canada), 206 pgs.

Assuming you have been paying attention and following along, you already know about planets, ships, weapons and characters and now it’s time to learn about droids. As with the other essential guides, there is more information here than you could ever find useful.

The guide has original illustrations by Bill Hughes on pretty much every page along with schematics by Troy Vigil. There are over 100 individual entries here, each with critical information about function, size and history.

On each and every page is information about droids, guard droids, nanny droids, service droids, laundry droids, military droids, which makes one wonder why this universe needed people at all since the droids seemed to be designed for each and every function. Whatever the case, whether you are a droid repairman, a droid designer or just someone interested in droids in general this book is for you.

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BIG IMPRESSIONS!!!

Some months you just wonder as book after book heads for the chute. Then we hit a month like this when not a page gets bent. Are you earther writers getting better? Perhaps it was the threat to start attaching authors to the books as we clanged them that did it. Whatever the case the chute gets ignored this time around. And just when our aim had improved.

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