Confrootious and his Zen Caboose

DIET KOK! It making you scream! DIET KOK! It bring you relative back from dead! DIET KOK! Tasting good bodily fluid!

Favlite Slayings:

Wuhan Shenyang No. 1 Bicycle Factory makings the best bikey for the ridings-bum.

Dliving: When passender of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Boy who eat bad rat grow small desert-cactus in butt.

(That one lost a little in translation - Zf)

Never raise hand to tantrum child, it leave groin exposed.

Man hanging one-handed from clifftop with turnip in mouth deserve all he get. It am him own damn fault.

Me Confrootious, me celebrate 268th birthday to-hic-heeeuuuyeaarghhg!! Ah.

[Done Shopping 1907-1997]

"Die! Die like a dog you despicable peace-loving, freedom-seeking liberal!"

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