Enter My Sanctum, Baby !!
Hi, humble graduand. Here begineth the lesson of the ways of the righteous sinner. A little-known fact is that I, Zootfroot, your fav'rit cyberchum, am a big cheese down on the bizarre religious cult scene. Hold on to your beasts, kids, it's true, by jingo! I, ZootFroot Thringg esquire, am the . . .
1st Filthy Precept of The Veracitic Knights Of Aeturnus, Truth Gladiators and Sacred Guardians of House Handbag of the Purple Temple of The Wholly-Unholy Accordion Church Of Screaming Saint Judas And His Thousand STINKING Sins.
Basically, this is the drift :- Being good is all very well, but let's face it, it's boring. All the best music, all the best laffs, all the best food is BAD for you and BAD for your soul. So ya see, sinning is FUN... And if you aint having fun, why bother, quite frankly. So here it is, straight up:
KNOW JUDAS, KNOW SIN
NO SIN, NO FUN ! ! !
Sorted. Obviously we aren't devil worshipers or anything - Satan is way too uncool to prostrate yerself for. Same goes for Judas, what a loser! You should see the guy's taste in bermuda shorts. Cra-aaaap !! Nah, here at TWUACOSSJAHTSS, we have the real meat from the streets on who's got the beats.
We worship:
Christoper Walken, James Earl Jones,
Sean Connery, Isaac Hayes,
Curtis Mayfield, Harrison Ford,
George Lucas, Alec Guinness,
Robert Redford, Patrick Stewart,
Jurgen Prochnow, John Mills
And there you have it, the secret's out. Well, you probably guessed it was lurking about down there anyway. Hey, we can still be friends, right? Sermon ENDS.
KICKING under the TABLE at the LAST supper
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