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We have many religions for you to choose from here at the Funbag.
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Islam. Don't mess. And I didn't send you. |
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Buddhism. Peace, tranquility, harmony and rioting (22/3/97). Fun! |
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Christianity. Dead red 2000 years under the bed. Comes in several flavours: Catholicism's best cos you can be an absolute bastard all through your life as long as you remember to repent just before you cop it. No protected shaggy-shaggy though, and no shaggy-shaggy at all if you're a Priest (unless you really really want to do it - then you have to be very quiet.. shhh!). |
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Hinduism. Millions of gods to choose from here, and they come in some way-out colour schemes. They also have freely interchangeable heads. Cool! |
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Judasism. Some GREAT ideas here. Especially the bit about gerbils. |
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Judaism. Oy veh. Miserable bunch, no wonder everyone picks on 'em. Yok, what a maumser! Did I really say that? How HEARTLESS! |
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Zootfrootism. Well I thought it was good. |
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Scientology. the original and THE BEST! come on you fat gits, eat some muesli and give up your wallet to L-Ron! You're gonna be OT! Yayyyyy! |
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Atheism. The fashionable choice.. but THINK! If you don't buy a ticket, you're sure not to win the raffle! |
Be careful how you choose. If you get it wrong, it's PERMANENT. You may go to hell. You may come back as a worm, a pig, or a fire hydrant. You may not come back at all. Nobody said it was going to be easy!
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