ZOOTFROOT THRINGG ESQUIRE

( Provided you don't play Pass The Parcel. This is likely to induce Marvino into fits of primal rage.
Please do not invite Marvino to this sort of party.)
Zootfroot cannot abide cows for reasons which are only too obvious. See here for details.
Zootfroot is teflon-coated for easy cleaning with a damp cloth. He has given up gravity on religious grounds.
Zootfroot once had a sneeze-whilst-chow incident and blew a 4-inch caramelised lump of peanuts out of the side of his head and a further 20 feet through the air. According to Guinness, this is a record.
Zootfroot can make fabulous 4-course meals armed only with flour, saliva, a toaster and and a small wooden spoon.
Zootfroot once read War And Peace, Bleak House, and The Tibetan Book Of The Dead in one sitting and still had time to refurbish a dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every item of food in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations for the KGB, the CIA, MI5 and the YMCA. He has searched the galaxy for truth and found none.
Zootfroot occasionally treads water for three days in a row, stopping only to build small symbolic models of stock-exchange figures from left-over hair for lost children. He woos women with his sensuous and god-like kazoo playing.
Zootfroot is wrongly credited with the invention of air, cheese, the number 7 and the proliferation of Serving Suggestions.
Zootfroot is divorced from his body for medical reasons. He consequently has trouble getting served in shops.
Zootfroot was unfortunately killed in a bizarre and hitherto unexplained Hair/Lemon/Mongoose/Moisturiser incident. He leaves behind him a family of 29 and a small yet disturbing sticky trail.