The Real Frogurt

... the man behind the mask, err, bag

Frogurt... a man that has encountered thousands of people. Sometimes leaving a spectacular impression on their life. Sometimes being dismissed as a fool. In all my time in geocities (9 months at the time this page was first written), the image I have left with people was rarely a clear one however. I was able to inadvertantly place a shroud around myself, while others began to address each other by first name, I retained my anonymnity amungst the plastic utensil known as the Spork. For this alone I have had people roll their eyes at me on several an occassion, but as an experienced Dungeons & Dragons player this was nothing new.
Until you read this very piece it's quite possable even a good friend did not know the most basic stuff about my life, or even that my real name is Dave. It is common knowledge by now to most that I'm from New Jersey, the Garden State!, or even that I'm 16 years old, and growing older by the minute.
Still, only a few beyond the locals I am an aquaintance to in Real Life know my location more specifically the near Long Beach Island, and most don't get farther than the Jersey Shore. This part it kept for good reason. First of all, I'm an extremely parranoid person, and the last thing I need is more people stalking me due to the Internet. There is however the little factor of if I haven't met you before than there's no way you've heard of my hometown, Waretown, Where??? Exactely. Quite frankly, sometimes I forget where I live.
More realized than my location however is the amount of SoHoains I know in Real Life, all of which I met prior to the discovery of this wonderful fantasy land, most of which were introduced to the web by yours truly.
I do run a risk in saying this, but the current list of people I know that have appeared in SoHo inlcudes Spoonicus, well he is my brother after all, Knifemorr, Sir Sporksalot, Dr. Merc, Filmore, Leatherface, Dr. Beau, Magestaff, there was no way in saving the net from this one, being that he lives a few houses down the street, Westfly, Sanchor, Souhtern JV, HOOOO!!!, Cyber-Jedi, Geno, Necros, Flying Squirrel, and I swear he's not a jerk in real life, SATAN KF, Woozy, HaKa and probably more will come to mind as this page is updated.
Beyond that I am but an avid lover of life and knowledge, enjoying chatting, what can I say I'm addicted, role-playing, you name it I've done it, Jetskiing, stand-ups, hard core!, snowskiing, you'll never turn me Summer Rain!, LEGOS, I picked them up as a kid and just never put them down again, tennis, Souhtern JV, HOOO!, writing, drawing, as if you didn't already notice, boating, it goes with the territory, and school, I can't help it, I just enjoy learning things.

Well it appears as though a chapter in my life has finally closed, I hope this leads way to an even more interesting life in SoHo... but only time will tell.

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