Chapter III
A New Spork
The Spork has finally been brought to earth
and a new generation of Sporksters will carry
its honor. But the Non-Sporkers will not have such
an uprising. They have launched a campaign that is
set to end Sporkism once and for all.
Now there is a new Sporkskster, one with
the promise to rise Sporkism into another golden age.
That Sporkster is Frogurt, a Jedi and Prophet
of Spork, and he is currently preparing for this grand
conflict aboard his Death Boot, a mobile space
station built with the protection of earth in mind.
What awaits on the starship? And what perils must be
rerouted before this new golden
age? The only one who can decide this is
Frogurt (of Spork).