LOST AND DELIRIOUS
(Léa Pool, 2001)

Piper Perabo gets to show off a variety of emotions, some better than others, while third-wheel Mischa Barton has nothing left to show except look stunned. Not painful on the eyes but too prim to be believable. Surprising in bad ways: gym class involves mortal combat swordsmanship instead of fencing; you'd be hard-pressed to find a speck of dirt on the advice-dispensing native american groundskeeper. This would be a good choice if you insist on seeing breasts, but otherwise go see Sebastien Lifshitz's COME UNDONE for a more believable example of (albeit male) homosexual love gone bad.