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| Name: | Emma Lee Bunton (N.B.: Her real name. No one would make up something that stupid) |
| Spicey Nickname: | Paedophilia Spice |
| Age: | 53. Most likely. |
| A.K.A.: | My cousin. Who is one year old. |
| Other "interesting" info: | Emma is very interested in promoting child molestation. She likes pandering to men who think girls running around in pigtails and little fluffy pink dresses talking in pre-pubescent voices and eating sweets are "sexy" and "attractive". The other Spices like to call her Baby Spice as a way to take the piss out of her, because, despite her clothing and hairstyle choices, Emma is in her early 50s and is a grandmother of four. |
| Quote: | "I don't want to be a cutie, I want to be a hot, sexy bitch!" |