Name:	Geri Estelle Halliwell (N.B.: Most likely not her real name, as evidenced by the differing spellings in the two Say You'll Be There videos.)
Spicey Nickname:	Most Likely A Lesbian Spice
Age:	48. Possibly.
A.K.A.:	Belinda Carslile
Other "interesting" info:	"Geri" worked as a porn star since the age of 8. Honest. She also enjoys gettin' naked in the forest. This is because she likes to scare little animals. Also, "Geri" is a lesbian, and laughs heartily at the sad blokes who fancy her.
Quote:	"My favourite word is existentialism. I don't know what it means or even how to say it!"