Name:	Melanie Jayne Chisholm (N.B.: Possibly not her real name. It rhymes with 'jism', and is awfully close to Mel B's name)
Spicey Nickname:	I'd Really Like To Have Testicles Spice
Age:	30. She still wears clothing from the 80s, at that.
A.K.A.:	Victoria Spice
Other "interesting" info:	Mel "C" is reportedly the one with all the talent. And she can do a backflip. However, she is also a butch lesbian who castrates all men within thirty feet of her, and flexes her biceps at men in pubs, probably to keep them away from her. So look out.
Quote:	"I think we're the new Oasis!"