Think you know your SHPANTS? Think you might be falling victim to the SHPANT movement?? Think you have a LOT of spare time on your hands??? Fill out the simple multiple choice quiz and find out. Just click on the desired answers and click on the "Grade Me!" button.


 
 
1) King is to Queen as SHPANTS are to....
a) Queen.
b) Teen girls.
c) Prostitutes
d) Albert Wesker

 
 
3) Which best describes SHPANTS?
a) Huggable.
b) No word can describe such dirty clothes.
c) Nasty.
d) The tool of the devil.

 
 
5) Where are SHPANTS?
a) In your house.
b) In your school.
c) In your neighbourhoods.
d) Everywhere.

 
 
7) Teen girls who wear SHPANTS are likely to become...
a) Hookers.
b) Computer Programmers.
c) Lawyers.
d) Both A and C.

 
 
9) Which is better than SHPANTS?
a) Dental surgery.
b) Waiting in line at the DMV.
c) Driving over a puppy.
d) Anything is better than SHPANTS.
2) Who is most likely to wear SHPANTS?
a) Women above 30.
b) Men above 20.
c) Christians.
d) Teen girls.

 
 
4) Who is responsible for SHPANTS?
a) Lawyers.
b) CK.
c) Greedy, money hording fashion corporations.
d) Teen girls.

 
 
6) The best way to destroy SHPANTS is...
a) Burn them.
b) Cut them into tiny pieces and flush them down the toilet.
c) Burry them in a ten foot hole.
d) Mail them to far away countries.

 
 
8) Teen gilrs who wear SHPANTS should be...
a) Struck down by Mack trucks.
b) Deprogrammed.
c) Left to wallow in their own self-pitty.
d) Left alone. Their SHPANTS will be their downfall in due time.

 
 
10) The creator of this site is...
a) Seriously screwed up.
b) A genius! We should worship him/her.
c) God.
d) A middle aged man with too much spare time, a fetish for leather and homicidal tendencies.

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