You Know You're a Crazy Quilter When...

By Margaret Krausse

1. Your husband can't find his favorite tie...and your project has a piece that looks suspiciously like it.

2. You'd kill for a "cigarette silk"...and you don't even smoke!

3. You find yourself saying, "Just one more seam...." and it's 3 am.

4. The word "squishie" makes you happy all over.

5. You find yourself crawling on the floor picking clear seed beads out of blue pile carpet.

6. You've asked Mrs Meanie a question...and you know her bulldog's name.

7. You keep a large box under your mail box...and your mail carrier is starting to sigh deeply everytime he sees your name on a package.

8. You find yourself eyeing up a silk blouse hanging in your closet, because "it's just the right color...".

9. You know the location of every store that carries thread within a three state area.

10. You know which days the thrift store has it's "$1.00 a bag" days.

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