[ti:One Week] [ar:Bare Naked Ladies] [al:Stunt (1998)] [la:en] [by:Calen Kennedy] [00:00.00]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:03.32]cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry. [00:05.64]Five days since you laughed at me [00:07.25]saying get back together come back and see me. [00:09.85]Three days since the living room [00:11.55]I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you [00:13.90]Yesterday you'd forgiven me [00:15.83]but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry [00:18.24]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink [00:19.73]As I make you stop, think [00:20.92]You'll think you're looking at Aquaman [00:22.45]I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss [00:24.87]I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan [00:26.77]Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes [00:28.42]Big like Leann Rimes [00:29.53]Because I'm all about value [00:30.93]Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits [00:32.60]You try to match wits [00:33.75]You try to hold me but I bust through [00:35.30]Gonna make a break and take a fake [00:36.44]I'd like a stinkin achin shake [00:37.70]I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours [00:39.47]Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know [00:40.29]The vertigo is gonna grow [00:41.33]Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver [00:43.74]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [00:45.83]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad [00:47.90]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [00:49.86]Can't understand what I mean? [00:51.48]Well, you seem will [00:52.32]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [00:54.31]I have a history of taking off my shirt [00:56.19]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:58.83]Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy [01:00.71]Five days since you tackled me [01:02.39]I've still got the rug burns on both my knees [01:04.79]It's been three days since the afternoon [01:06.73]You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon [01:09.02]Yesterday you'd forgiven me [01:10.90]And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry [01:14.99] [01:30.33]Chickity China the Chinese chicken [01:32.26]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' [01:34.51]Watchin X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison [01:37.39]I hope the Smoking Man's in this one [01:38.87]Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic [01:40.51]Like Sting I'm Tantric [01:41.58]Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy [01:43.00]Like Kurasawa I make mad films [01:44.71]Okay I don't make films [01:45.81]But if I did they'd have a samurai [01:47.38]Gonna get a set of better clubs [01:49.00]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my [01:50.66]irons aren't always flying off the back-swing [01:51.77]Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon [01:53.07]Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes [01:54.02]that make me think the wrong thing [01:55.95]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [01:57.75]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad [02:00.12]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [02:02.08]Can't understand what I mean? You seem will [02:04.28]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [02:06.36]I have a history of losing my shirt [02:08.83]It's been one week since you looked at me [02:10.61]Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry [02:12.69]Five days since I laughed at you [02:14.54]and said You just did just what I thought you were gonna do [02:16.84]Three days since the living room [02:18.78]We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? [02:21.22]Yesterday you just smiled at me [02:23.03]Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:27.66]It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:31.67]It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:36.73]Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie [02:40.38](c)2002 DjK Entertainment