Amy's Boyfriend Application Name: Your web page address: I am 5 foot 7 inches tall, You are... A Midget A little shorter than me The same height as me A little taller than me A Giant Can you talk dirty to me in a foreign language? (Pig Latin IS NOT a foreign language) Yes No ? Do you like Blow jobs? Yes No ? What do you do with your hands while you are receiving fellatio? (check all that apply) I don't know what fellatio is. Nothing Gripping the sheets or headboard Playing with her breasts Rubbing your own nipples Pulling her hair Pushing her head down to get her to take it deeper Holding her head still while you hump her face Sticking your index fingers in her ears Banging her Slapping her ass Just holding her hair out of the way so you can watch Resting them on her shoulders or neck Are you willing to make Booty Calls in the late night/early morning hours? Yes No ? I just turned 34, you are... WAY too young 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 Older than Dirt What color are you? Albino Pale Light Tan Light Brown Brown Dark Brown Coffee Bean Dark Are you willing to wear a condom EVERY time and supply them half the time? Yes No ? Will you spank me if I am bad? Hell Yeah No, I don't think I could do that If I can use a paddle Can you say Cock without giggling? Yeah, it's just a rooster Yes, as I am sliding it down your throat HAHAHAHAHA COCK HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Can you bring me to your place, if not, are you willing to pay for half of the hotel visits? Yes No ? Are you an UNMARRIED man with no other romantic attachments? Yes No ? What is your favorite sexual position? Describe one of your fantasies Why did you fill out this form? Email Address: If you really want to be considered for this position I suggest you leave your email address. free forms This application has been filled out times. Good Luck
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