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Here's some clips from letters we got from our "fans."They have therapy for this type of thing...
I love your poetry work. You make my butter melt.
...I don't know what to say. If I say something stupid I would feel awaful. I don't understand all of it. I guess I'm just not as smart as you guys or something.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST WRITERS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that your page is pretty cool, but my other comment is, you guys are all extremely good looking and I was wondering if you wanted to comunicate through e-mail.
your site is great, i'm bookmarking it for my own kids...
hey Mark! I think you're cute? How old are you?
You don't really think anyone would have time to read all these poems do you? But anyway they're so funny I fell out of my seat laughing at some of them. You guys, you're the best, keep it up.
Just wanted to say hello. And I thought you guys were quite cute.
You guys are an aspiring English teacher's dream!
Your Poems are awesome they came in handy to me alot in class we have to recite poems and i always recite your poems. Thank You for the Great Poems
Hello, guys. I just read your poems and i definetly think you should write one about love.
YOU SUCK MONKEY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS.....YOU SUCK AND SO DO YOU'RE POEMS.....YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF (beep) S AND A BUNCH OF (beep) ING DUMB (beep) ES!!!! YOU SUCK AND YOU SUCK AND YOU SUCK AND YOU SUCK AND YOU SUCK!!!! YOU ALL SUCK!!!
Bravo, Derrick! You have talent. Talent takes you everywhere. Aim high. Peace, Dawn
I just thought I'd let you know that I am using some of your poems in a poetry anthology I am doing at school. Some are really awesome and some not so awesome but thanks anyway for making my homework much easier.
Your poems aren't just wierd...they stupid, badly written and not mature at all. How old are you guys? Like 11? Your poems show that you are young and need a good English class in your life.
We like your poetry. We are reading it as part of our poetry unit.
You guys are so queer I mean can't you do anything better than writeing these stupid poems. I mean rhymeing isn't everything, if you really were a poet you would no that. Don't you guys have girlfriends or are you even to pathedic to get one!?! why don't you try to write something that is sentamental instead of these un-real-nothing-like-a poem poems. Hello, get real.