Heroes & Heroines

Villains & Villainesses

This is a page about people I admire, and some

 I despise, but you guessed that already right?

Ok... This side are my heroes, people who I think are great and whom, I lay sacrifices at shrines in my room, every night

And... This side, the villains, people I will, or, I currently am seeking to eradicate from this earth.. no just kidding, perhaps.

These are in no particular order, but are all geniuses

These are in no particular order, but all objects of hate

 Chris Morris.

Genius behind, 'The Day Today' and 'Brass Eye' the latter being a work of godlike proportions, got various celebrities and MP's involved in the fight against 'Cake' a 'made up drug', questions were even asked in the house of commons about this menace to society, being actively faught against by F.U.C.K.D (Free The United Kingdom From Drugs) & B.O.M.B.D. (have to look this up.)

Noel Edmonds

Not only for making awful unfunny, TV programs, but going apoplectic at Chris Morris for duping him into joining the fight against Cake, your own fault Edmonds. Then getting even more pissed off, when Morris, (in another peice of TV history) duped more celebrities and the public into believing Edmonds had gone crazy and decapitated Clive Anderson and was holding hostages in his mansion, also the man who inflicted Mr Blobby on the world. Bastard.

 

Paul Whitehouse & Charlie Higson

Behind the Fast Show these guys, are responsible for the best comedy sketch show ever, with infinately memorable catchphrases. Generations from now, people will be saying "I was vair vair drunk," "You ain't seen me, right!" and "BRILLIANT!" all because of these two guys. we bow before you.

 

Chris Evans

Ego-maniac, Evans, owner of the worst Radio station in England, Virgin, and, the ego-fest TV program TFI Friday. a spoilt little brat too used to getting his own way. More and more the Radio shows and TV programs have become a self congratualtary back patting session to placate the famously temperament ginger tosser, only redeaming feature is being able to get Danny Baker on the Radio and TV more.

Howard Marks

One time biggest drug smuggler in the world, 13 aliases and doing massive deals, for out-smarting the CIA and DEA for many years and not regretting a thing. For outraging the 'right thinking majority' by saying if his daughter came home and fessed up to taking a drug he hadn't tried, he would join her for a session so he could weigh up his feelings on the matter. Top Man.

 

The Police

No not Stings band (though them aswell), but the the petty minded little Hitlers, who are so pathetically small mentally, that they hide behind a badge and a uniform to make themselves important (see also; referees.) arrogant, racist, violent, who beat up people to protect others, no proof necessary lets give 'em a good kicking anyway, for being pathetically out of touch with today. Redeeming Feature: a small minority who care about what they are doing and actually want to do some good.

 

Keith Flint

The larger than life, Prodigy, dancer/singer. For being pant soiling scary in videos and on stage, and for being a pussy cat off it. for offending, so called right thinking concerned parents, and for spitting on me when I saw them live, big up the rest of the prodigy people as well, kings of the world, and here was me promising not to get into musical heroes on here, no more, but I will have one villain to balnce it out.

Noel Gallagher

For having a brilliant band, who changed my life, then blowing it all, for being a raging coke-head, for banning Oasis web-pages and people using their image or music, while simutaneously ripping of many, many other bands. Gallagher you hypocritical tosser. No one will ever forgive 'be here now. Redeaming Feature: Definately Maybe, and sensible comments about drugs (sometimes)

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