Dammit.
I just GOT here, and now I'm moving again, and far away this time. Austin is the primary city, but other possibilities include Portland, the Carolinas, and San Francisco. I've lived my whole provincial life in western Pennsylvania (except for 3 months in England and the occasional vacations to Florida, Arizona, Vancouver, Seattle, Boston, and Toronto). And I just got here!
Dammit.
Well, it IS a great opportunity, what with them starting a new office and me being there from the begining to taint its good intentions with my subversive and evil poison. Yep, won't be able to beat an experience like that.
And besides, MAYBE Texan chicks will see the value in my unique talents (specifically, the ability to pick my nose with my hands tied behind my back). After all, I hear they like stuff BIG in Texas. I hope so. Obviously Pennsylvania chicks have failed to appreciate me as a natural resource. Texans, on the other hand, know all about drilling and stuff like that.
It will kinda suck, though, expecially since I'll probably have to share a room with three other guys, thus losing any privacy I may have once had, and since we'll be fighting for one phone line, my updates may become even more infrequent. I believe that my religiously faithful audience will continue to follow my page, though, checking every day even if there are no updates for some time.
It will be worth it though, since when I'm rich I'll be able to do this all the time. THEN you'll all be sorry.