October 10, 24 J.E.

I just sepnt an entire week in Altoona PA in another road trip for the thing that has consumed my life like a ravenous cancer, my job. It was all in all pretty cool, but the definitely highlight was my SECOND trip to a strip bar!

Now as you'll recall, the first time I went to one I was slightly less than impressed, to put it mildly. Given the choice, I would have rather sat home and watch reruns of Three's Company (gag). The chicks were not very attractive, the sparse clientel was scary, and all in all I was not terribly pleased.

This time was different, though. After a successful week on the road trip, we decided to wander into a local joint, mostly because it only had a $2.00 cover AND the beer was reasonably priced. It wasn't full nude, but it was still pretty cool. The chick there when we came in wasn't anything too special (as one of the guys in with me said, she had beanie baby tits). The next one, though, was a luscious 6 feet with heels and pretty cute, all in all. The best part, though, was when she took a coworker's tie, tied it around herself, and used it as a G-string. That was unbelievably cool. She danced around with it for a good ten minutes before she put her own underwear back on and skillfully unlaced the tie without giving us any views of forbidden fruits. The owner of the tie bragged about how it smelled for all of the next day.

The other chicks were pretty cool, too, but she was the most creative. Later on I had the chance to talk to her a little, and she said she liked us because we were nice. She also said she was a Phd in chemistry. I dunno. I bet she was still nuts. Most strippers are. I find it difficult to believe that a woman willing to do such things is running on all four wheels. Of course, the same could be said for those guys who frequent such places.

Although it was fun, it still didn't really turn me on. My mighty Master never once raised its purple head. Oh well. At least I've still got pornography.



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