Keep in mind that I am not an artist by nature, and even if I were, I was using Microsoft's PAINbrush to make these pictures. So don't expect too much, Okay? I'd like to see Michelangelo be such a good artist if all he had was crayon!

Nuke 'Em ALL, No. 1 Inspired by the card game Nuclear War, the first full-scale picture I ever did.

Nuke 'Em ALL, No. 2 Are you seeing a pattern yet? I'd like to get one more nuke picture in here, but I'm having trouble thinking of a good subject.


My Cereal Creations

A couple of years ago, for reasons as unknown to me then as now, I decided to make an antithesis to 'Life' cereal. The idea blossomed into an entire line of warped and disgusting cereals. Why? I don't know, but here they are in all of their grotesque glory.

Death Cereal The one that started it all (recently replaced with an improved version).

Wamputo's Shrunken Heads Politically incorrect. So sue me.

Chernobites The last of the three originals. Now I have to start making up new ones.

Commies The first cereal sponsored by a political party.

Cereal 51 The federal government prohibits any explanation of this cereal.


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