Well, the total lack of attention this site is getting from the web at large is getting on my nerves. I've joined webrings, told my friends about it, and, of course, got on all of the search engines I can find. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, OPEN A VEIN??
Bunch of ingrates.
I mean, I know my site isn't anything particularly special. It's not exactly a technological marvel, but I do think it has its moments of ingenious creativity, don't you think? It's gotta be better than at least half of those hack personal pages out there. You know, those ones with a whopping 2K of HTML and graphics that haven't been updated since the makers' 286 burned out? But THEY get hits! Those total loser web sites get TONS of hits! DAMMIT!
Oh sure, I COULD just sit and hit "reload" a few thousand times, but I'd only be fooling you when it's ME who needs to ne fooled. I'll admit it. This site was largely created for vanity's sake. So I bet you can guess how high my self-esteem is flying now, can't you?
I guess that it just goes to show that flies won't necessarily come to shit on their own, even if it's GOOD shit. Even if it's a different color or smell or nutty or corny. I guess that in a world of shit, to stand out a shit must not only be good, but it has to market itself. The shit has to tell the flies, "Hey. I'm hot shit!" Then maybe a few flies will head to it, sample it, and hopefully like it. Then, in theory, when they meet other flies, the flies say, "Hey, you smell like shit, where'd you get it?" and it goes on from there. So when you're a small piece of shit flowing down the information supersewer, I guess you just have to float a little higher or bob a little faster.
NOW TELL ME THAT ISN'T CLASSIC!! Buncha ingrates...