March 29, 24 J.E.
Congratulationms. Yuo get to witness Jason when he's truoly wasted. In spite of my meticulousness, I'll leave all of the errors in tact in this entry, because it will increase thw araewness ofd our youth on the dangers of alcohol, on the spleeing of young americans...or something,
I;'m pretty gone right now. I'm nerarly as drunk as I was when I turned 24 in England when I drank a whiopping 6 drinks in a 2 hour period., I'm such a lightweight. The room is spinning and I want to get off. I thinm I'll drink some more watrer.
This is p[retty cool. How oftern do you get to look into the mind of a dfrunk person? And all I want to do is go to bed. Oh, how I sacrifice fpr my nonexistant audience. So you can obviopusly tel that I'm not scprong, or else I wouldn't be writing this. I'm such a looser.
Well, I just hurled. 10 years. A 10 year record doen the tubes. DAMMIT! I was so wasted, I even missed the toilet! And to make things EVEN WORSE, I moslt came out my nose and still burnss. What a waste of time. And nwo I have the hissups. DAMMIT!!
You know what brought me to this lowly state?? I went to a knew bar, the Phyrst, and was basically perr-pressured into drinking a whole pitcher of beer, in addition to a regulatr beeer and a Long isladn Ice Tea. I guess school is to blame. I just found out today that (like 3 hours ago) that I'm 1 credit short of graDUATING. DAMMIT! Actually, technically I'm 4 credits short, but Manchester failed to credit me for a class, so I'm only one credit short. Hopefully we can work somethign out. Hiopefuilly. some guy said I should take it as a blessing. I don't hink so. I'm sick of learning.
Well, I'm wasted, and I still have the hiccups and my nose still hurts and I'm still wasted.
10 YEARS! DAMMIT!!