Figures. I almost had half of my Geocities disk space used up when the batards gave me another 6 megs for free. Now I'm only a quarter full. Dammit. Now I feel like I've accomplished nothing.
But I'm not complaining. I'll take 11 megs over 6 any day.
I figured something out, though. For years I have been agonizing over the fact that women, particularly cute ones, seem to seek out and latch onto the most abusive, evil, drug abusing, uneducated, futureless, LOSERS they possibly can, shunning all others. I've sat in silent frustration while so many women pine over the most intellectually vacuous alcoholic frat boy morons while ignoring nice intelligent people like me.
We've come up with a few theories. One was that chicks are enamored by antisocial assholes because they want feel special, trying to make that one total jerk be nice only to them. Perhaps they feel that if a guy is nice to EVERYBODY, they aren't as loved or some crap like that.
Another theory is that they pick the guys that their parents would most hate them to have. In theory, they would eventually grow out of this, but many don't seem to.
Still another theory is estrogen poisoning. That's my favorite.
I came up with a new theory today, though. I figure that chicks, particularly hot ones, are looking for a possessive, evil bastard because they feel vulnerable in a world of sex-crazed men who are constantly hitting on them. The ugly ones are looking for a possessive, evil bastard who will give them something to hold on to.
So where's that leave a non-possessive, somewhat shy fellow like myself?
Sitting home on a Saturday night spanking off, that's where.
I wonder what would happen if aliens came and killed all of the evil asshole guys in the world? What would all of the co-dependent chicks who want assholes do? Probably all commit suicide.
It's a sad, sick world. I wouldn't mind so much if its weirdness got me laid once in a while.