Homosexuality (and sex in general) tends to bring out conflicting and strong reactions in people (like just about everything else these days), particularly men. Take, for example, our (meaning us males') fear and loathing of male homosexuals, yet our lust for lesbians. Chicks, on the other hand, typically don't care one way or the other. Bizarre.
Why men get turned on by lesbians is a mystery to me, since by definition it means that we aren't gettin' any. I once heard it described that men like lesbians because they want to believe that the women are getting ready for them. This opinion was given by a woman, who wouldn't understand. Frankly, we don't understand it either, but our arousal at the sight of two chicks making out is FAR more profound than them "just getting ready for us" or even that there are no icky, hairy male parts to block the view. No, it is a deep, instinctual woody we get. MY THEORY is that in the old days, if you had a strong female community inside the tribe, it increased the chances of the kids surviving to adulthood, since the women would help each other out. Therefore, if the chicks were so close as to be making out with each other, that would mean an very tight-knit community, and therefore we want to do them so that our own offspring has the best chance of survival. Makes sense, I guess. I don't know if guys from ALL cultures are turned on by dykes, though. It would be interesting to see if Africans, Asians, or Native Americans react the same way.
In my view, many people's hatred of male homosexuals is ludicrously irrational. My perfectly RATIONAL stance is to ENCOURAGE male homosexuality! If you think you might like guys, DO IT! If you're bi, BECOME EXCLUSIVELY QUEER! If you're not, TRY IT! You might like it! Explore the wonders of gaity! BE GAY! More chicks for me...
Now I'm as straight as they come for a couple of really good reasons. First, anal sex is not my idea of a good time. My butt has "Exit Only" tattooed over it and as a rule I try not to stick any body parts into anything that smells like shit. Second, if I want to do it with a guy, I can just stay home a jerk off. It's a lot less trouble and a lot less risky. Finally, I just love women. They're soft in all the right places, they smell right, and my tab is perfectly designed for their slots (insert Tab P into Slot P- Repeat). If I was making out with a guy, I'd be imagining that he was a chick anyway, so what's the point?
The only sexual orientation that bugs me, ironically, is female bisexuality. Maybe because it's currently "trendy" (and I'm distinctly anti-trendy). Maybe because it's more competition for the women (TWICE as much!). Maybe because every bisexual I've ever met has been about as emotionally stable as a rabid Rotwiler (and has had a host of other problems to boot). I suppose it only bothers me insofar that it is a quality I definitely do NOT want in a potential girlfriend, but it's still kinda weird. Of course, that's purely conjecture because the prospects of me EVER hooking up with a female have never been so dim.
IN CONCLUSION, I just want to say that people who get all hyped up about what people do with their consenting adult partners CLEARLY have too much free time. Thank you, and goodnight.