The Jihad/Timothy McVeigh School of Terrorism
Sometimes crime arises from profound religious or political needs. This school has two names because both the Muslim tradition of holy wars and Mr. McVeigh's strike against the federal government were instrumental in shaping what this school stands for, and to ignore either would be to dismiss a large part of what this organization's philosphical base. Sadly, the alumni network for this concentration is the weakest of all of our offerings.
FAN101- Fundamlentals of Fanaticism
This class fuels the fires of destructive zeal by showing the importance of an unshakeable attitude focused on the death of a person's enemies, whoever they may be.(3 credits)
FAN102- Indoctrination Sessions
For one hour twice a week, the student is programmed with the dogma of their choice and turned into a rage-filled killing machine. This class must be attended every semester.(3 credits)
BANG101- Introduction to Explosives
Students learn the basics of the terrorists' tool of choice, the bomb. They learn fundamental synthesis and detonation devices.(3 credits)
BANG102- Advanced Explosives
This class focuses on more advanced types of explosives, such as plastique, alternative devices such as chemical or biological agents, and more sophisticated fuses.(3 credits)
TER101- Terrorist Strategies
Focusing heavily on case studies of famous terrorist attacks of the past, students learn how to get the most out of their activities.(3 credits)
TER102- Guerilla Tactics
Taught by Dr. Pol Pot, this class will educate students on how a small group of poorly armed men really CAN make a difference.(3 credits)
TER201- Hostage Taking
This course illustrates how and when to take hostages, and when to execute them.(3 credits)
TER202- Fund Raising
Although we train our terrorists to function on virtually no resources, an injection of money never hurts. This class will teach aspiring agents of destruction how to gain support from people in both high and low places.(3 credits)
TER301- Defeating Anti-Terrorism
A critical review of verious governments' anti-terrorist strategies so that graduates know what to expect.(3 credits)
HACK301- Computer Terrorism
In this advanced age, a well-written virus can cause havoc in the decadent western states or in the evil federal government. This class will give our graduates an edge in techno-terrorism.(3 credits)
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