At last, the throbbing undercurrent of pure sleaze that flowed as thick and as black as my Backstabbing Psuedo-Ex's vile soul has burst through the eggshell-thin carapace like a geyser, spraying the pearly-white landscape with its dark, sticky, smelly, gritty, black-licorice-tasting corruption.
Yes, that idiotic (and shamefully successful) attempt to grab ratings, "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire", has revealed itself for the sham that it is. It seems that everyone involved was either dishonest, conniving, our just too plain stupid for words. Too bad the real fun was in the aftermath of the show rather than the show itself.
First, our dear Mister Multi-Millionaire, Rick Rockman, was a bit of a fraud. First, he was "worth" a mere $2 million, although he only had $750,000 in liquid assets. I guess that's still good. I sure as hell wouldn't mind an extra three-quarter mill or the big house he has, but there is apparantly some doubt about whether his fortune exists at all. His mother for example, didn't know he was wealthy. Of course, I probably wouldn't tell my mom either. He reputedly gained his fortune through real estate, although he started out on the comedy circuit and starred in that famous Oscar contender, "Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes". He's a Pittsburgh native, but it appears that he sucks in spite of that.
That reminds me. If my last name was Palmer, I wouldn't name my son Richard. If my last name was Dyke, I'd drown any daughters out of mercy. If my last name was Buttafuocco, I'd probably just change it.
Then there's the chick. According to her, she only entered the pageant to go to Vegas. If she wanted to get married to the guy, why did she try so hard to win? Hell, I'd have sabotaged myself, implying that Lorena Bobbit was my hero. It turned out she didn't even like the guy in a friendly way. He should have picked one of the little silicone-poisoned whores. At least then he might have scored.
THEN there's the Fox executives who were complete retards, who didn't bother to actually RESEARCH the guys and chicks to see if they could actually make a show out of it, who LIED to us by showing clips that weren't even in the show! I feel so betrayed.
So, now it'll be anulled and Fox is crying all the way to the bank. They'd be complete IDIOTS not to do another show just like this, considering the free publicity. They should change it to something like, "Who Wants to SCREW a Multi-Millionaire?" and fill it with ALL hot 'hos. I would watch THAT.
I should be a TV exec.
