So it's Sunday and no word from my firstborn. I checked his web site and read the latest commentary. I was mentioned, but only to say that if he was a multimillionaire, he wouldn't tell me. He sure poor mouths a lot, though. He won't spare me that. Oh, no! Nor was I spared ten, count 'em, 10, months of nauseating, bloated pregnancy, then ten hours of suffering to birth the ungrateful little bastard, THEN two plus years of smelly diapers, and on and on. NOW that he is continent, decent smelling and able to carry on a so-so conversation, he moves across the state and forgets his old mother exists except to say nasty things about her in his caustic commentaries. I guess he doesn't want to know the latest test results. Or even care....... (sigh)......Guess I'll trundle off to my little bed now......and take my antidepressant... and sob myself to sleep........... :(___
Jason's Mother, Feb. 27
THIS is the shit I grew up with. It was under the influence of THIS demented broad (along with an equally demented but less outspoken father) who took my young, innocent little mind and corrupted it into the twisted mockery of sentience. She's responsible for all of my past a future crimes against humanity.
Just think how happy I would be if I had normal parents like everyone else! Heck, if they just plopped me in front of the TV for 16 hours a day when I was young, I wouldn't be cursed with such a merciless intelligence and vicious creativity. One thing I can say from experience is that ignorance truly IS bliss. It sure irritates the rest of us though...
They also screwed up my chances to score. Yes, because of my evil parents, am imbued with the qualities of respect, intelligence, and compassion, three things that mix with chicks about as well as hemophiliacs and a box full of thumbtacks. I don't know how my evil brother escaped that fate, since he is now apparantly scoring with abandon. Little prick.
You'd think that after my acension to greatness and their consequent worship as religious icons, my parents would be a LITTLE nicer to me.
