You people are in trouble now. I've been compiling a whole LIST of the random thoughts that enter my head over the course of the day that I should write about. It works much better than my old strategy of saying, "I'll remember that later" but then it sinks into the raging torrent of endless synpases that is my mighty brain.
Ok, time the first burst of knowledge from the deepest recesses of my mind.
I wonder what would happen if Lucifer, commonly called Satan, the Devil, or the Prince of Darkness, showed up at a kissing booth in a carnival or gathering of some kind? What would the reaction be? Would he make a lot of money for whatever cause he was supporting?
My guess would be "HELL YEAH!" As I've established, chicks are drawn to the most idiotic brain dead anti-social bastards they can find like a politician is drawn to money. And WHO is more evil than ol' Satan himself? I think that all of the ho's would GLADLY cough up a buck or two for the chance to lay a liplock on the old smoothie. Not only goth chicks would be interested, either. I think that your goody-two-shoes sorority sluts would be lined up all the way to the ferris wheel for a chance to swap spit with the lord of flies.
Obviously his appearance will have an affect. I mean, if he shows up as that suave dude in black, with the slick black hair and the dangerous good looks, EVERY SINGLE FEMALE IN THE STATE will be cleaning out their bank accounts. If he takes the form of the red dude with horns, you'd still get most women, particularly if he acted mean. Any more grotesque than that, and it'll be only goth chicks, college girls, and my evil-ex's.
Of course, the TYPE of evil he acted would make a difference. Chicks seem to LOVE chaotic, STUPID evil. The kind of suave, diabolical evil usually characterized by ol' Lou Cypher might not go over well. Nah, evil is evil, and chicks LOVE it.
I bet he'd slip 'em the tongue.
