When strolling in the city of New York or other cities near building sites you often come to the sign: " Post no bills ", against people putting adds and all kind of posters on these sites. You are welcome to send me your opinion or any thing, I'm going to publish it, you are welcome to " Post Your Bills ( I don't know if it's good English ).
" This is the reason why the Middle East is in big shit...", this photo was sent to me by Michel Opatowski, " The Map Maker ", September,2002.
Coffee for instance: Coming to the US, listening to the radio and the tv, one hears all the time adds about coffee, how good it is to the last drop, someone from around the Mediterranean or from South America cant drink this coffee, it's a muddy brown drink, no taste no color and no smell. Some 10 years ago a lot of espresso bars opened for the taste of coffee you couldn't find here, the Americans are starting to recognize it, Starbuck's coffee bars popped out on every corner, Starbuck is an American or Canadian firm, this is the best coffee for the American people but the worst of the good coffees, Americans don't have time, they are always running so they take the coffee out with paper cups to drink in the office, the people who work at this establishment has a list of 5 or 6 kind of coffees, one chooses and get what he asked for, you cannot change, you cannot add, it will take time and they'll learn what coffee is all about.
Drinking coffee is a ceremony otherwise don't drink. For myself I like coffee to be a very short espresso, half a inch long, it should be dark brown color, little oily with some foam on it, the taste should be strong, not burnt (the Spanish and the South Americans like it darker with a burnt taste), it should be sweet, you drink it with one gulp, as you drink Vodka. You have to take your time to appreciate the strong smell, the looks and the taste, you should be able to talk to the man who did it, tell him how you appreciated the taste and tell him if you like it stronger or lighter for the second cup. ( From september 1999 ),
This was sent to me by Ronnie Setter an Artist and a friend.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot 3. He started a new religion THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green pastures AND NOW - Get ready for the Most Compelling Evidence (Are you ready for this? - Are Ya sure?) THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT. 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
This was sent by Kim a 747/400 captain and a friend:
The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen.
This was sent by Kim, a 747 400 captain:
"It is not necessarily impossible for human beings to fly, but it so happens that God didn't give them the knowledge of how to do it. It follows therefore, that anyone who claims he can fly must have sought the aid of the devil. To attempt to fly is therefore sinful."
-- Roger Bacon, a 13th-century philosopher
This important Email was sent to me, April 2000 by Kim, It's about Amazon.com selling Antisemitic books.
Dear Friends,
As you may know, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was an antisemtic book written by the Czarist secret service early in this century, that has been supremely and fatally successful in spreading the theory of an international Jewish conspiracy to take over the world and harm non-Jews. It is today a best seller among neo-Nazis, and in such countries as Jordan, Syria, Egypt and among the Palestinians. Experts on antisemitism see it as one of the most dangerous books ever written, responsible for the loss of untold jewish life. amazon.com has chosen to sell this book. That is their right, altough legitimate booksellers in America do not sell it. What is absolutely immoral and irresponsible, is that they review the book positively, saying that it has not been proven to be a "hoax" -- that is, that it can be read as a valid expose of the Jewish plot to destroy everyone else. The president of Amazon was informed about this problem, and nothing has been done to remove the review.
I would not shop in a store that sells neo-Nazi hate literature. I will never buy a book from Amazon.com again, and I urge you to do the same, and to let them know why. p.s. please forward this letter to everyone on your email list. It is vitally imporant that Amazon realize that the American public will not support pandering to neo-Nazis for profit.
This article and photo was sent to me by Nir Sagi, a friend.
Subject: Motumbo and Mary READ STORY FIRST-open in private Please read the story before looking at the picture!!! Motumbo was a Black African from Senegal who had recently moved to London. Mary was the daughter of a typical high falutin' English family. Milky white skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, as proper as they come. Motumbo and Mary met at Covent Gardens where Motumbo sold flowers and souvenirs. After a month or so of dating, Mary decided to bring Motumbo home to meet her parents. Daddy was the Lord of Stuckup, and was mortified when he saw Motumbo. But he thought fast and told the African that if he wanted to continue to see his daughter, he would have to get an education first. Not just any education mind you....a Harvard education. Motumbo replied "Motumbo love Mary.....Motumbo go get edumacation!" Off Motumbo went to Harvard. He studied like a nutjob and came back after only 6 months with an MBA in finance!!! Needless to say, the Lord of Stuckupness was pretty pissed off. So he told Motumbo that in order to continue to see his daughter, Motumbo would now need to earn some money. Not just any money mind you.....a Million Bucks. To which Motumbo replied "Motumbo love Mary....Motumbo go get million bucks!" Off Motumbo went to Wall Street where he applied his Harvard education on the NYSE and made a fortune!! He was making a million a week. So he went back to see Lord Snotty Face who was really f*ckin' pissed off now. He told Motumbo the last condition he would have to meet in order to marry his milky white daughter was to have a 12" penis. Motumbo was mortified. After all he had done to convince her father. He sat there and thought about it for a good ten minutes before he responded.
Read the full story of the Egypt Air right from the CNN.
I admire the Egyptians, they are fighting the NSTB and the Boeing company. Boeing and the NSTB whants the easy solution, there was a mad Egyptian and this is the whole story, this is the easy solution, after it you don't have to check the airplane, now they are going to keep on digging and perhaps they're going to find that something was wrong in the plane and they're going to have to fix it and we the pasangers and the pilots are going to fly safer.
This article was sent to me by my friend, Hanan Shaham, I like it because I have a cat.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger, thumb on either side of cat's mouth, and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat = to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with its head just visible from below spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour + pint of water down throat to wash pill down. 14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15. Arrange for vet to make a house call.
On "Portals", a portal is a gate, you enter and from there you move on, the young kids build it with search engines in order to sell it to other internet companies for a lot of money, I don't why they do it.
I hate portals, I want my site to be the opposite of a portal, I want my site to be only an entrance with a dead end, anybody who enters should stay and explore it, nobody'll buy it it is not for sale.
On April 13, the Israeli television screened the debate It between Pm Netenyahu and Mr Mordechai who's going to the elections as a candidate for the Pm. I was sad and happy, I was sad to see that my Pm is stupid, liar and unworthy of his job, I wouldn't buy a used car from him, and Mordechai is not intelligent enough for the job. I was happy because Mr mordechai used Metanyahu's tactics, he looked to the eyes, he laughed at his face and he attacked him all the time, it worked, Netanyahu lost his usual confidence in front of the television, he couldn't say what he wanted to say and everybody felt his un easiness and his panic.
This was sent by Kim, April 12, 1999, thanks,- " The Dark Sucker pages ".
Mars, 14, 1999.
In the " Kneset " - the Israeli parliament, the minister of justice, Zahi Hanegbi gave a speech claiming that Barak from the Avoda ran away, ( Barak barach ) and didn't help to evacuate the wounded in the exident in Zeelim.
These days the official investigation found him not guilty, the news papers and in the Kneset Mr Hanegbi was asked to declare he is sorry, Mr Hanegbi said he is not going to say he is sorry.
The Likud slogan for the coming elections is " A strong prime minister for a strong nation ", a strong man is the one who is strong enough to admit mistakes, admitting makes him stronger, so the likud regime is a coward regime for a weak nation.
This Prayer was sent to me from Kim, a 747 captain on Fed. 22, 1999.
The Pilot's Prayer
Oh controller, who sits in tower Hallowed be thy sector. Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done On the ground as they are in the air. Give us this day our radar vectors, And forgive us our Class B incursions As we forgive those who cut us off on final. And lead us not into adverse weather, But deliver us our clearances.
Amnon Shahak just came out from the army, just became a civilian, I like him but it's too much, he should spend sometime in practicing politics before jumping into the pool, he was good at the army that does not make him a good politician. the other thing he said he is not going to be in the "Avoda", because he does not to be identified with the left, he wants people from the "right" to vote for him, it's a cheap manipulation, if he is afraid to be identified with the "left", I can't identify with him.( Jan 99 )
Yesterday there were forest fires all over Israel, nobody cares, nobody needs the natural reserves, on it we are going to build little boxes to live in. The whole country is going to be covered with little boxes. (13Oct98)
We are preparing for war, the tension builds up rapidly, everybody spends money because tomorrow we'll die. This represents Netaniahu's era, nobody remembers the beautiful and optimistic days of the late Rabin's era. I would like to see Igal Amir's face when he hears that Netaniahu divided Jerusalem. ( This message was sent anonymously, Sep 1998 ).
I went yesterday to the bank, it was closed, it was written on the door that it's closed due to the 9th of the month of Ave ( the mourning to the wreckage of our "Beit Hamikdash - the Holy Temple), this is the first time every thing is closed in this day, usually only the extreme religious people celebrated this day, but Israel is going more and more to the right religious side, I'm sure that soon "Beit Hamikdash" will be built and they're going to have human sacrifices there, Arabs and non religious people like me. ( This message was sent anonymously)
According to the Gnostic belief, God didn't create the world, it was Satan - Demiurgus. He created Adam and Eve to play in his garden as pets, the Snake, God's messenger gave them the apple from the tree of knowledge - good and bad, and before succeeding to give them the apple from the tree of life, he was caught by Demiurgus and expelled from the Garden of Eden, and cursed for ever. the Snake let them eat first the apple from the tree of knowledge, first to teach them knowledge and morals and only after they may enjoy a full life. The Prophets and Jesus were also god's messengers ( according to their belief).
When you see the soldiers of the religious people, the religious Chomeinists, the religious Jews and the religious Irlanders, with their black uniforms and their black beards it reminds you of the soldiers of Demiurgus. ( This article was sent by E. Euy, Ireland)
Subject: my opinion
Date:Mon, 20 Jul 1998 20:05:28 +0300
From: abraham <abraham@post.tau.ac.il
Netanyahu is nothing but the expression of the suicidal inclination od
the Jewish people.
A. Tal
One of the 12 candidates that was chosen to light the 12 torches this year was allegedly accused for child molesting. This reminds me a story by Heinrich Bohel about a young kindergarten girl (at the Nazi Germany Period, a lot of things remind me lately of the Nazi Germany period) that was chosen by the country to be the pure authentic German girl, later it was found out that this girl was a mentally retarded girl.
I wake up and I see the face of the Devil and I ask him,"What time is it?" And he says: "How much time do you want ?"-Diamanda Galas.
Israel's 50est birthday approaching, I've seen people praying on Baruch Goldstein's grave!!!
This add was sent to me by a friend:
Sadam Husain calls Bill Clinton and tells him: "Bill, I called because I had a dream." Clinton: "what was the dream about, Sadam?" Sadam: "I dreamt that USA was rebuilt and on the top of each house there was a flag." Clinton: "and what was written on the flag?" Sadam: "Allah is big, Allah is great!!!" Clinton: "you know what Sadam, it's good that you called because I had a dream too. In my dream Bagdad was rebuilt and on the top of each building there was a flag too." Sadam: "what was written on the flags?" Clinton: "I don't know, I cant read Hebrew!!!!"
Today, 3 September, 2000, Dery from "Shass" party is going to jail for taking bribe, for stealing from his party, all his followers are going with him to escort him, they say he is a saint, they say he is going to jail because he came to Israel from North Africa, they say they are going to start a Jewish revolution in Israel, are they Jews? What is their religion ? According to what religion is it allowed to steal?
These are few stickers I got from my friend Lees on the 1 September 2000.
This was sent by Kim, 747-400 captain and a friend, August 2000.
A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem. It seems that her two female parrots have picked up an unsavory habit and that any time she has visitors, the two parrots embarrass her terribly by saying in unison; "Hi! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?" The woman is shocked when her rabbi breaks into a smile, but he quickly explains that he has two male parrots, whom he has trained to pray and who've become very observant, spending much of the day praying in their cage. He's confident that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his house that his two parrots will exert such a his house that his two parrots will exert such a positive influence on the two miscreants, that they'll turn into model parrots. The next day, the woman drives over to the rabbi's house and brings her two parrots into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large cage with two parrots, each wearing a little kipah and tiny tallis, and each holding a miniature prayer book while they rock back and forth in prayer. Sure enough, as soon as she places her parrots in the cage, they shout out to their male counterparts; "Hi! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?" Suddenly, the rabbi's two parrots stop praying and turn toward each other, as the first one exclaims: "Moishe, put the book down! Our prayers have finally been answered!
This was sent by Yoram Meerovich, a 747-400 pilot and a web master. ( August 2000. )
TOP TEN WAYS THE WHITE HOUSE WILL CHANGE WITH LIEBERMAN AS V.P.
10) Air Force One to be renamed - "El Al Gore." 9) Tipper to be referred to as "The First Shiksa." 8) Saturday Night State Dinners to be replaced by Sunday Night Chinese. 7) Inauguration to be completed with Breaking of Glass. 6) Problem: Presidential Baldness Solution: Presidential Yarmulke! 5) Every time "Hail to the Chief" is played, Secret Servicemen Lift Gore inÝChair and Dance Around. 4) U.S. Never to pay retail again for Nuclear Warheads. 3) Federal Employees To Have Saturdays off for Shabbat - but will have toÝÝÝactually start working Monday - Friday. 2) Camp David relocated to Palm Beach. 1) In First Major Trade Agreement with India, New Delhi to beÝrenamed Carnegie Delhi.
The Previous Bills.