the comic strip of gratuitous mystery
comedy that almost might have been
rotting teeth and soap-flavored candy
the information frontage road
groundhog day massacre
third-degree indian burn
pulsing polyps of pointlessness
the unlightable bareness of meat
the business side of the doublewide
shower from the clocktower
sausages for the hostages
sucker punch in the gut bucket
frying bacon in the bedpan
sweat beads on your inner needs
corncob harmonica serenade
spinning turrets of pure spite
glitter in your gruel
soothing salve for you intake valve
scabrous skivvy scrapings
apocalypso facto
half-hearted sips from the sagging udder of boredom
dump truck motorcade
impromptu saliva bath
pedal-powered stink generator
the staccato drone of spontaneous monotony
stick ponies for staff people
bite-mark festoonery
blister balm for bottle blowers
pinking shear tracheotomy
touched by an anvil
the barnacle-encrusted bilge pump on your sunken dreams
tossing corn cobs into the maw of uncertainty
gravity's pull when your cavity's full
pulverized funnybone jelly
rotten egg incubator
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first dibs on the last rites
nourishing nuggets of nether nougat
doddering docent to the museum of misanthropy
the beneficient bosom of the blasé
comedy's cauterized stump
overlarge underplug afterburn
razorblade whirlygig
army man in your navy beans
clenched to the bursting point
festering on the fringes of finitude
moldering mementos of merriment
gravy-stained laugh remnants
the wet carpet treatment
the tone-arm of turbidity
sand dollars for the dirt-poor
the watery whey of whimsy
nutritious nectar nodules
the delicate dew drops of disgust
the mouldering mounds of mirth
the glistening globules of glee
scraping the roe from the slit-open belly of comedy
tarpaper in the tissue dispenser
when the residue comes due
rusted re-bar in your rumpus room
ineluctable bile duct gusher
pencilnecks on the poop deck
food for thoughtlessness
unplugged humor respirator
mouthful of molten muck
firmly fastened to the milk sac of misanthropy
something ripe in the bagpipe
hi-octane shlock vapor lock
rust-rotted rainbow of regret
rock-hard abdominal cramps
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