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AN  INTIMATE  INTERVIEW  WITH  THE   CREATOR  OF JOTAR WARS  UNIVERSE

 

What is your real name, master?

Don't call me master, just Jotar...

What is your real name, master Jotar?

Oh, ok... well, my name is Jorge, Jorge Tarruella... so that explains my nick name.

Explains it? I'm not sure if I comprehend the meaning, master Jotar... oh, sorry, sir

Take the begginning of my two names, Jo and Tar... and that's it. Simple, uh?

Where do you live?

Hum... In this universe I couldn't tell you precisely. But the name of my planet is Earth, and the nearest sun is called ...hum, Sun. I'm wondering who was the clever mind so creative. That's not helping isn't?

Not at all, sir. But go ahead with your testimony...

As I was saying, my home is in a southern country named Argentina. I born in the great Buenos Aires. I'm not being extremely proud with it, but the city itself is called Buenos Aires, and the neighbourhoods around, which never ends, are designed like that.

Never ending neighbourhoods?

Well, it's big... Ok? Makes any difference?

Still is hard to me understand human behaviour. What do you eat?

Er... I usually take a big lunch and never dine. In the morning, before to go my work, eat three toast with marmalade and a cup of chocolate milk.

Just a question, sir, What is a toast, marmalade or chocolate milk?

[This is gonna be hard...]

Sorry, sir?

Forget it, Would you? Say... I take a normal breakfast down here. Many people don't do it and eat junk all over the morning. And the lu-

Humans eating junk? This is madness!

... lunch. And the lunch is really varied: cow and chicken meat, vegetables, pasta, soya... a lot. And don't ask me what everyone is, piece of wire!

If you ask for so gently I won't, sir. Can you give me your personal data?

How much personal...?

I was asking for your date of birth.

Why people would like to know that, ThreePO?

I'm afraid I can't answer that, sir. The question is in my program.

But I know you wanted it for something else... I've born on August 24th., 1973, Earth time. Happy?

I beg your pardon, sir?

Ahh... you droids makes me sick

An allergy provoked for our electromagnetic field. That is very strange, sir

Don't you have a programmed list or some to carry on with the interview?

Oh... What do you do for fun, sir?

I love to use obnoxious droids as target at my shooting practices.

Oh, I'm doom!... This will never ends?

Basically I found fun in my drawings as well as meeting new people in travels. The Internet, please don't ask, is a big place to find that. I'm also a big fan of my favourite second league football soccer local team named Club Deportivo Morón. And I'm following them at every game they-

What a funny name, sir, if you allow me the point.

[I knew it] ...you're a moron if you think that Morón in Spanish means the same. Didn't means nothing particularly in my language, is just the name of a place.

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what?

I'm amazed of ho-

Then shut up! ...and let's go on.

... My last question, sir. Why you chose our universe to make the designs of your site?

Why not? Call it a creative sight... or a covered plagiarism...