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Due to increased pressure by the heads of state from several nuclear powers which shall remain un-named at this time, I am obligated to warn you about the content of this site before you venture into it.

This site contains material which may be morally offensive to many Canadians and other international neighbours. It is a sick, depraved, visually nauseating, piece of electronic garbage designed to waste your time with tasteless jokes, weird sites, frightening horoscopes and convoluted philosophy. It is not suitable for children younger than the age of majority in their own country, the elderly, interior decorators or those who have inner ear imbalances and should not be viewed by anyone

If you aren't scared yet, click on Freddy

To get very far away from here, click on the scared chick