The Ultimate Stupid Friend Quote Page

Ok...my friends tend to say stupid shit. I mean, I do too...so i won't exclude myself from this list. But hopefully you'll find our insanity amusing.

"I've got a blue ball...and it's blue. It's kinda round, sorta navy, a little perriwinkle, it's spherical, and sorta cerlululeeeeaaaaaan." -- Greggrrrs

"I HATE DRUNK PEOPLE!!!!" -- Katiedid

"Garth Brooks is my favorite baseball player." -- Jillybean

"Snort, Snort" -- Katie and Greg

"Yeah it is!" -- Theo the Greek

"Jesus Christmas.....ewwww.......OMIGOD!!!" -- me (or greg and katie making fun of me)

"Oh...how bout that?!" -- Alex (who also smells like chicken)

"Love in an elevator. Livin it up while you're goin down." -- Katie and Greg's Theme Song

"Jodi....can we listen to Barenaked Ladies???" -- Katie (EVERYDAY)

" Can i get really drunk and tie toilet paper all over myself, please?"
-- Aleasowok

"Would you get your dick out of my ass???" -- Katie to Greg (as the RA walks in)

"SHOW ME THE BUNNY!!!!!!" -- Jodi and Katie

"I missed it again!!!" -- Katie

"I need some ass!" -- Jodi, Katie, Jen, Theo, Jill, Alease, Crystalle and Greg

"That one was number three." -- Erica

"723 SANDERSON HALL!!!!!!!!!!" -- Greg to Alanis (2/13/99)

"What the hell is going on????" -- Jodi (at her bday party)

"You're the best poet EVER!!!!!!!!" -- Greg (in the infamous bday card)

"I need a cigarette!!!!!" -- Jodi, Katie, Greg, and Karebear

"Geez!!!" -- Jodi and Jen (who can appreciate the greatness of that word)

"I heard this tape like 80 times!!!!" -- Katie

"You got a fast car. I want a ticket to anywhere...." -- Michael impersonating Tracy Chapman

"Greg...are you excited, or are you just cold?" -- Katie

"I just want a place to hang my beads!!!!!" -- Greg (Brady)

"Alex blows goats...i have proof" -- Jill

"Hey...i have an idea. Let's go bowling in norristown, which is like 40 minutes away, and make my friends bowl against their will till 3am." -- Alex

"Baby's got blue bus up ahead......" -- Katie, Jodi, Jill, Alease, Theo

"Jodi, you're not doing your job." -- Greg

"Can I have the string pen?" -- Jodi

"I'm gonna marry...." -- Greg (fill in with Alanis, Jewel, or Sheryl)

"A little Clark Gable....." -- Katie and Jodi

"Oh, that's just my midget lover." -- Jill

"Just let it go Joe" -- Theo

"Did you paint that?! I really like your painting!" -- Greg

"Yeah, i'm stayin the whole weekend guys, i swear!" -- Theo

"Twindop!" -- Jodi and Greg

"hey dude i could buy and sell this place, so kiss it!" -- Alanis (but stolen by Greg)

"Can I have a cigarette?" -- Jodi, Greg, Katie, and Karen :)

"I hate guys.
They all suck.
They tell you lies.
Especially when you fuck.
They say that they love you
and how you'll never be apart.
But nothing that they say is true.
They always break your heart."

-- Alease (Valentine's Day poem)

"Katie, look at our room!" -- Jodi

"Can I clean your room?" -- Greg

"I fuckin hate this school!" -- all of us at one point :)

"Jough like dough?" -- Greg and Jodi

"True dat!" -- Katiedid

"All you gotta say is dreads and piercings and i'm there!" -- Jen

"He's the horsham sniper!" -- Katie

"What's 8 equal??" -- Michael

"TEVA??? Sandal???" -- Katie to Greg

"Bi? BiBi? Did it just say bye?? No...BI. Bye? No, BI. Ohhhhhhhh..." -- Greg to me about the Ouiga Board

"I'm soooooooo booooorrrredddddd!" -- Greg in a blackout

"It's Chris Katan!" -- Lindsey and Kelly on Halloween

/?\ (jill, katie and greg are aware...lol)

"MY FRIEND THE LOCUST!!" -- me