I don't know what the hell I'm gon' do If I see one more patent leather platform shoe ...One more multi-hue/ hair do/structurally dependent on glue ...One more left tit with a rose tattoo/ in plain fuckin' view ...One more all girl crew/ dressed alike in all blue/ attention/ is the intention/ but y'all have no clue/ like the first five and a half minutes of Scooby Doo Or Alicia Silverstone making her starring debut ...One more stunt who/ calls every nigga in the bar boo/ ...One more freak lettin' niggas bounce on her like Dru... Hill dance moves/ being flexed by a kangaroo/ I hearken back to/days when it was taboo/ to make a hullabaloo/ about how you/ like to screw Now some of y'all brag thinkin' its cool/ talkin' 'bout the way you chew And hum/ the cum/ out some/ dumb/ niggas scrotum/ like a kazoo All my niggas say true/ if you think Nas said it best Black girls mo' lost today than Columbus headin' west I confess/ it was the black man who started this mess But must you acquiesce/ to every self professed Pimp-playa-balla on a pussy quest Lettin' niggas dig holds in your nest Like Cavity Creeps before there was Crest Given these Shylock niggas pounds of flesh To boost your self esteem but divest/ of your soul in the process I can't even asses/ merely guess/how much nut you ingest Your tears are suppressed/ as you let niggas molest But I digress/ cause some of y'all are straight schemin' For a taste of the cream &/ an all expense paid trip to Neiman's You went into the business of freein'/ trapped semen You must be dreamin'/ because all you releasin'/ is demons/ Plus your pussy's teamin'/ with critters that make it burn when you peein' You let any nigga jack it/ from the back end/ as long as he's supplyin' plastic/ for rings/ and things/ like leather jackets you'll be his Buddy like Hacket Wearin' tiny tennis skirts and don't even own a racket Rich niggas get to crack it/ and tag clit/ How much would it cost to for you to suck me? A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your kiss/ a dime bag and you probably do me lovely I heard you like to stay under covers type Donnie Brasco Just what I'd expect from a bitch who takes it up the asshole You been in more motels than Gideons/ not to mention You seen more dicks than a Nixon/ look alike convention Have no misapprehensions/ you ain't nothin' but a harlot If it walk like a ho and talk like a ho that's what the fuck I'm gon' call it
B-Smooth (running game on your average whore):
I sware to God, don't spread your legs like that, just keep them shits crossed Sloppy table manners, playing Footsie, bet your clit's soft No dressing, just ballads, without salad, I leave a bitch tossed Trickling down your navel, in your anal, I got my dick lost I want to knock your pussy lips off and hit you with this boulder Sex aroma Wet you like Coronas when I bone ya With more Scream(s) than a scared Wes Craven if you's a moaner Florence Joyner calves and creamy thighs up on my shoulders Body lumpy like fuck, junk in your trunk, enough to leave me hurt Ass like a fuzzy peach, 2 chunky cheeks in teeny skirts Ripe Chiquita titties, nipples bursting through your bebe shirt Before I work the tongue, you better feed your clit at least 3 Certs Nintendo 64 sex where hitting skins in 3-D works You're on your back crying, "Come see me, nurse!" soon as my wee-wee squirts Seeing Roman candles, I man-handle your panel Giving better humps than camels, busting nuts on your enamel Sugar walls stay wet as Niagara Falls, I feel it through your drawers Chubby pubic mound, you spread your legs, I sware you got balls Doggy-style positions, one a week, my dick ‘ill numb a cheek First date, I grab your twat and rub it ‘til you've sprung a leak I put it on your back like Doans and probably broke your bones Dark and Lovely pussy perm, I shoot the sperm until you groan Solid injections from stiff erections numb your sections 20 and over, come and try our free pubic inspections
h20 (a passion filled night with a REAL woman):
Images of the enchantress/ her satin negligee dances A ballet across a body by Botticelli that entrances With hypnotic motions/ like erotic love potions Until my notions/ are derailed/ by the faint smell/ of her lotion Is it Pear Glace/ by Vicki Secret's? The sweet cassolet/ makes my mind freakwent Wet-Dreamscapes of us floating with no gravity Riding clouds as I explore her vaginal cavity That sweet honey hole/ that swallows me whole Like the fifties fad with the fish of gold... Don't get me wrong I still service the cervix Known to work clits/ when I serve dick Intoxicate females like herb hits/ but I ain't hurtin' shit Talkin' bout what my girth did-they given birth kid Don't matter if you/ where a 14 shoe It's a reason all my trues/ call it that power-u Cause its the omnipotent/ heaven sent/ creation That elicits delicate/ yet magnificent/ sensations It's no Wonder/ that I Was Made to Love Her While others/ prefer safely sexing on satin covers My drothers/ is more like meadows in midsummer Freak'n Her/ like Hailey and DeGrate brothers... So continues my fantasies/ of penile incisions Drowning in deluges of ecstasies/ free of inhibitions Relieving tensions/ as we perform hedonistic renditions Of Passion Plays-and I don't say that to be sacrilegious Unlike those/ negroes/ callin' goddesses hoes & bitches They burnin' bridges/ yet to realize the truth which is A man of wealth without a woman possesses absolutely no riches
B-Smooth (respecting the Black women as the Goddess she is):
Descriptions of an orgasmic climax while making LOVE to a REAL woman:
euphoric waterfalls rush as I absorb your essence music, emotion, peaceful steaming bath presence bathe me in your mental, pleasure, pink palace refreshing peach tree, moisturizing cocoa pH balanced bittersweet ballads, a rhapsody in pink quiet walk, love stream nature by the creek lavender dreams while holding hands, no need to speak two souls are bound by destiny, transcending lover's peak Casablanca rendezvous, sweep you off your feet think of nights over Paris, lavish New England Suites whispers like still rivers, calm, majestic sailing fleets cozy fireplace fertility to shield me from the streets daisies sprinkled on the beach, heart embroidered seams Saint Ives herbal extract sun-soaked supremes all natural aloe vera taste of tropic sugar cane Duncan Hines rose pedals, willow trees in the rain cherry kisses on my weary brow, ease away the pain quiet storm love solace chant, silent refrain...
butterflies on sunflowers, chocolate lemonade cool fan breezes, pastry spices in the shade holiday aroma, classic coffee serenade gentle love seat potion, run my fingers through your braids heart warming Hallmark fluffy cake present scathing beauty wildflower withered in the desert naked footprints in the sand, soothing dampness Gazebo candlelight, ivy tapestry on campus dorm room delight, nightly Mo' Better Blues avocado facial shower scrub, Tropicana cruise retro lava lamps, which incense to choose? flower pattern, berry waffle, 12 o'clock snooze Evian dreams of passion, silky laced Psalms tranquil Amish acre apple valley calm meridian massage, let my fingers grace your palms orgasmic delight, let me embrace you in my arms and we can spiral through the ceaseless ages in Technicolor grand elegance, double-Dutch through paintings with my lover candy cane kaleidoscope, raspberry swirl Norman Rockwell snowy day portrait, creamy pearl Christmastime wool knit sweater warmth bask Irish Spring crystal bath Neutrogena mask sunset rapture, melancholy mystic drama enchantress violin sweep, thrill me with your karma gaze into your eyes for millenniums and a day opera house swan songs with every word you say purple palm trees sway in the cathedral where you lay Gothic wisteria, rich, chivalrous Chardonnay think of Sybaris pools where nightingales sing a capella Victorian tablecloths, Venetian wine cellar I'll be cast into the ceaseless sea to prove I can't fathom... The depths of your immaculate, beautiful orgasm
