Christopher's favourite jokes

Doctors

Patient-Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.Can you help me?
Doctor-Who said that?

Patient-Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. I don't know why?
Doctor-Next!

Waiters

Diner-Waiter, this meat isn't fit for a dog!
Waiter-I'll take it back to the kitchen, and bring you some that is.

Extremes

She is so old that:
-She couldn't drink milk when she was a baby because
it hadn't been invented yet.
-She's tired of seeing Halley's Comet each time it returns.
-She remembers what the world was like when all the
continents were joined together.

He runs so fast that:
-His own shadow can't keep up with him.
-He transmits messages faster than the internet.

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