Q-How much does Ayers Rock weigh?
A-One stone.

Q-Why did it take five boy scouts to help one old lady
cross the road?
A-She didn't want to go.

Q-Which planet can you see most clearly without a telescope?
A-Earth.

Q-What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost
when they got in the car?
A-Please fasten your sheet belt.

Q-Why did the computer cross the road?
A-The chicken programmed it.

Q-What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
A-Finding half a worm in an apple.

Q-What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A-Hailing taxis.

Q-Why do men have such big nostrils?
A-Have you seen the size of their fingers?