HANDLE: sokrates
Real Name/date: Jan F.
Any Other Handle(s): NORGatter,socrates (in irc-net)
Website: socrates.home.pages.de
email: socrates@scientist.com
Where do you live and where were you born?: Berlin / Berlin
Aged?: yes i am :)
What is your favourite colour?: dark blue
Favourite city/country/planet?: Berlin/Scottland/B612
Most loved number?: think i have to say 42 because if i dont ... i would be killed by someone .... argl ;)
Yummiest food?: Huehnerfrikassee & Ginger Ale ...
What would you do with Goldilocks, after she had eaten your porridge and broken your chair, if you found her sleeping in your bed?:
i would let her sleep after putting some extra charges (?) on the
hotel bill ( no .. i don't answer the question where i would sleep *g* )
If you were Noah, and you ran out of food on the ark, would you start eating the animals?:
of course ... there are enough fishes in the water :)
If you could have lived in any decade, which would it be and why?:
the 50's and 60's ... the time of inventions & great music :)
If you were a tattoo, what would you look like?:
a barcode ...
What's your earliest memory of life?: some ... bright light and someone who hit me ... *g*
What's the color of your toothbrush?:
depends on the time ...
Do you have any pets?:
yes ... some bugs in my programs, some penguin in my puter, some
spiders in my living-room ... some moth in my wardrobe ... hmm some bookworms in my library
What's your favourite type of soda?: Ginger Ale
Do you remember the Toys R us theme song? Write as much of it as you can. And if you have never heard of it, make something up:
%)
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus
What is on top of your monitor/around your PC (little things not furniture)?:
hmm oje ... 3 cans with pens/waste/shouldn't look, one plaster-head
with glasses a hat and a comforter, a model of the reciproce-lattice
of a wiegner-seitz-cell of a fcc chrystal which is made of paper, hmm
one folding rule, 3 pocket calculators ( one ancient, one solar, one
rpn (reversed Polish notation) ), hmm lots of mysterious papers, lots
of cds two old harddrivesk, some books, two terminals, lots of
screwdrivers hmm, 2 universal measuring instruments, one old camera,
one soldering iron, wire-salad, one headset,lots of
handcarechiefs,hmm some funny things i can't describe,one penguin
What colour hair would you *really* like to have?:
dont know ...
Say something to the nice audience:
oups ... *blush* ( me !?!?! ) argl
*puts some comforter on the sleeping audience*
Fary says: jan's language is so cute:)) cant he make patrician more like him though?
realy ??
/me recieves some pats ...
ok. ok. ... 23 :) warning! changes every year ! *g*
i would translate Huehnerfrikassee into eng. if you translate Yummiest :)
normally blue and white...
after and while using it it's white
and at night it's black
Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer granny
Cahus she's yer mammy's mammy
Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus
Ye can shove yer other granny
Cause she's yer faither's mammy
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus.
changes every day ... today lilac i think ...
...
*smile*
aehm ..
*clears his throat*
*coughs*
Hiermit eroeffne ich nicht die nicht nichterste nicht
nichtoeffentliche Sitzung der Nichtdeutschverstehenden zwecks der
nicht-Untersuchung wie lange nicht nichtnormalsterbliche ihnen
nichverstaendliche Sprache nicht nichtfolgen koennen ohne
nicht nichteinzuschlafen. Hiermit Erklaere ich die Sitzung
fuer geschlossen.
*turn off the light ...*
*slips out of the room ..*
*g*
oohhh
