| Sexy is not Keanu Reeves with Sandra Bullock, |
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| Julia Roberts with Mel Gibson, | leather, vasoline, |
| nor even fish-net | stockings.... |
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So what of sex?...
| Sexy is not Keanu Reeves with Sandra Bullock, |
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| Julia Roberts with Mel Gibson, | leather, vasoline, |
| nor even fish-net | stockings.... |
| Sexy is Bert ontop of Pam Anderson |
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why?
because Bert has never been flesh,
because Bert has never been,
because Bert is hungry!.
I found the picture below in Microsoft's ClipArt Gallery. It's supposed to be chicken meat. Seriously. Microsoft's name for this particular picture is "Goodleg". Seriously. 
"Snot Love" by The 13th
She pulls in her hair when I sneeze
because she's afraid of things
already covered by my hand.