A StoryI awake to find myself in a very strange land, Face to face with a very strange man. He was tall and wide, with a big goofy grin, Which might be related to his bottle of gin. "Sit or walk," he said in a sobered voice, "Die or live, it's entirely your choice." "I'm game," I said as I got up and walked, And for quite some time neither of us talked. We just observed as we traversed the ground - You wouldn't believe the things that we found: A rhino in a two-piece eating ju-ju bees, Toilets that flush whenever you sneeze, Heads of lettuce that sing old show tunes, Old, hairy men who suck helium balloons, A fish called Elvis that is real good at bowling, Wheels that bounce instead of just rolling. "It's all very nice," I say, "but why am I here?" "Why, to have many women and drink lotsa beer!" Well, I wasted no time and chugged down a brew And grabbed me a chick and started to screw; But just before my best orgasm yet, I woke up, straddling a pillow, covered in sweat. "Damn!" I thought, "It's over it seems. I may never have more of those dreams. Though later that night, up in my bed, And empty thoughts cloud up my head. Then I awake to find myself in a very strange land, Face to face with a very strange man... |