what is it about me that makes people feel the need to have sex in my presence? i mean, this isn't the first time. it seems to be a habit with people. along with inviting me to orgies. i suppose it's one of the drawbacks to being a single, bisexual girl. i just need to get a boyfriend (or girlfriend) so when other people start having sex, i can too! without having sex with strangers, that is. there is a problem with finding a boyfriend, though. birdie's sister put it succinctly: "there are three kinds of boys: well-hung, big brains, and hot. so you know if you got a stupid, ugly boy, he's got a fucking big dick." and the problem is that i have these ridiculous standards... i want a reasonably good-looking guy who's good in bed and can carry a conversation. it seems that's too much to ask. or i want a beautiful girl (of which there are plenty) who is not utterly neurotic and can also carry a conversation. it's the neurotic part that's hard with girls. not that i'm any exception. *sighs and puts the back of her hand to her forehead forlornly* |