Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, you can finally see what I look like. And my friends, too, in case you care. But first...
MISSING IN ACTION!
This man has dropped off the face of the earth. His last contact with me was in December of 1997. If you see him, tell him to check his e-mail. (Last seen in the southwestern part of the United States with a little dog named, sources say, "Lady".)
This wonderful photo, to explain the caption, was taken when he was being harrassed by the police for loitering . They were searching his stuff, and threatened to take him to jail if they ever saw him again. Another example of our tax dollars HARD AT WORK. (He looks harrassed, doesn't he?!)
- This is me. This was taken when I was 10.
- This was taken about 2 years ago, when I was homeless. Nice dreads, eh? They're a bitch to take care of, I ended up shaving my head a year later.
- This is my boyfriend Dylan, incredibly sleep-dep'ped.
Enough of you... I wanna see your friends!