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UberScenester, Fall 1998

Notoriety is a notoriously fickle bedfellow, but UberScenester shoulders the burden of celebrity with the graceful aplomb of Capote selecting a seat at Studio 54. Their triumphant appearance before a dazzled Edgefest '98 crowd, poignantly captured on the inner sleeve of their lustrous debut EP Ballad For Neve Campbell, reveals a band whose transcendent talents redefine the notion of "fame".

The bright lights of the members' other projects (Busiest Bankruptcy Lawyers In Minnesota, J.U.L.P., Rank Strangers, Venison) have coalesced into a brilliant, dizzying supernova of sensual showmanship and sexy hook-slinging.

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Never afraid of looking TOO good, UberScenester intuitively displays sartorial charms worthy of an Avedon shoot, brilliantly showcasing a fashion aesthetic not seen since Sparks circa "Indiscreet". And the music? Pop sensibility unparalleled in its devious exuberance with nary a trace of sentimentality. They cite their well-chosen influences without any copycat pandering - a Rezillos change-up will mutate into a Wilsonian vocal melody topped off with a My-Bloody-fingered guitar squall and no one will notice the glistening sweat until the band lightly dabs their foreheads at set's end with clean, pressed white towels.

See them for their stagewear savvy and performance panache which tickle the eye and prod the mind with prickly evocations.

-"Ian Hunter gave Davin-O the glasses he's sporting."

-"Was that a Lou Reed power stance Matt Young adopted?"

-"I think Angus Young wore Al Grande's knickers."

-"Mike Suade insists on properly presented deli trays or the band won't play."

Swallowing my shyness, I approached the band before a recent gig with a well-thumbed catalog of Isaac Mizrahi designs I had stumbled upon at an estate sale. The group glanced at it, collectively sighed, "Mizrahi's history", and proceeded to shore up a listing cymbal stand with the crumpled Mizrahi tome acting as shim. I turned quickly to conceal the tears of gratitude. This would be the most fashionably literate show ever.

-Submitted by Kevin Frenchman, esquire.



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