Warning!

"A hick town is one in which there is no place to go where you shouldn't be." Alexander Woollcott

If you know me and choose to read this, I can pretty much guarantee you will not like it. I said that one of my friends liked to drink Aftershock and let her read this, and she claimed for MONTHS that I called her a drunk Celtic freak. (Don't ask. I don't get it either.) See, people get offended by things that I wouldn't think would offend them. And sometimes I am just trying to be rude and mean about someone. That could be you. If you MUST be a nosy snoop and read this, at least be forewarned that it'll piss you off majorly. And frankly, I don't care if you are pissed off. I warned you that you wouldn't like it. Get the picture?

Page last updated: December 24, 1998.


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