Didie Pickle - 08/12/00 17:09:33
My URL:http://thepickles.com/didie.html
My Email:dpickles@thpickles.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 10
COUNTRY: USA
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: Thru your arse.

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Carly - 04/23/00 22:47:22
My Email:PrincessFreak13@hotmail.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 9 and a bit
COUNTRY: Australia
LEVEL OF SANITY: *twitch* I'm ok...really *twitch*
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: Uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...........
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: A pack of wild goats chased me here
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Black Adder's seccond series

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*laughs* You Rock!

Eric Collins - 02/07/00 01:41:37
My URL:http://EricCollins.8m.com
My Email:Little_Lithuanian@hotmail.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 1-10
COUNTRY: America
LEVEL OF SANITY: I bathe every day.
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: Scandinavian goat urine
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: In good condition
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Eric Collins

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Nice page. Visit my site. You'll laugh so hard that blood will ooze slowly, but steadily, from various bodily openings.

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What's it to ya - 02/06/00 18:31:35
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/paris/fontaine/8566
My Email:dairy_air00@yahoo.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 11
COUNTRY: U.S. of A.
LEVEL OF SANITY: superficial
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: I've got Straight Edge
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: Stumbled across
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: I'm not a laughing person

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Very humorous stuff, However, I think I've got you beat on stupidity fo a homepage, check out: www.geocities.com/paris/fontaine/8566 for a total rundown of why my life is hell. Feel free to add it as a link if you like it... xoxoxo

June Cleeland - 11/10/99 21:32:54
My URL:http://www.incognito.com.au/~cleland
My Email:icon@zip.com.au
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 11
COUNTRY: Australia
LEVEL OF SANITY: Very high
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: Viagra
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: Farted Out Of A Quantum Singularity
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: League Of Gentlemen/Charlie Drake

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Hello. I am a nutjob from Sydney, Australia. (Formerly a Geordie from waaaaay back). Here is my story for today...please read on: .... Shocking Details of Alien Civilisation! Before going any further, I must warn readers that the material contained in this article is not for the faint-hearted, and many may find it highly disturbing. It concerns reports and communications I have received from higher sources. These reports concern an alien civilisation that perpetuates sinister and barbaric practices against beings on their own planet. It has been a solemn reminder to me, that although there are many loving beings in the universe, there are also many who do not respect life and are plainly deceitful and sadistic, and not to be trusted. I cannot elaborate on the source of my material. Hopefully, readers will feel the truth behind my words, and use their own discretion to understand what they can. The first reports came to me approximately 4 years ago. My 'source' began describing this civilisation to me in horrific detail. I will attempt to bring words to describe my memory of this discourse. It began with a description of the ruling class on the planet. Their history is littered with cruel and inhumane acts, so I suppose with that in mind, their present-day situation is hardly surprising. The ruling class have many sympathisers to the down-trodden, yet the uncaring greatly outnumber them, so their voice is hardly heard. There is one section of society who are treated so despicably I grimace at the thought. This group are imprisoned, and the ruling class are impervious and ignorant to their cries of pity and distress. They beg for pity and for a release from their torment, to be allowed to live their lives as they see fit and not be shackled and imprisoned against their will. Their prison cells are so small, they cannot even turn around and they never feel the warmth of their planet's sun on their bodies. Yet, the ruling class do not care for them and are disdainful of the cries. But this is not the most horrifying aspect of this cruelty. The poor imprisoned souls have one final indignity to suffer. They are killed for the tables of the ruling class. They have no dignity even in death. They live miserable lives only to end up as food for the ruling class. Each individual is forgotten and simply looked upon as a lower species. The cruelty and lack of compassion is intolerable. I thanked God that our world is safe from this treachery. Actually, if the truth be known, I am indeed talking of our world. The sub-class beings I described are animals. If you were horrified that this could happen on another planet, be horrified even more that it happens on your own. The animals I described are those who are intensively or "factory farmed". It is true that most are kept in stalls so narrow that they can't turn around. It is also true that many never see the sun. Some are chained to the walls or floors of their enclosure for the duration of their lives. They are artificially inseminated and they must suckle their young through the bars of the stall until they are cruelly taken away after a short time. If we truly are a caring species, then our compassion must extend to the other sentient beings who inhabit our planet. Battery hens are kept in tiny cages and can't even spread their wings. They are often debeaked with a hot wire guillotine as chicks. Cattle are kept in feedlots where there is no room for them to graze and they cannot walk to a pond to drink or shade themselves under a tree. Pigs suffer in the most appalling conditions to satisfy the belly's of humans. Millions of animals are slaughtered every day for our food, for our clothing, for our "entertainment" or for scientific research. Please know with certainty that there has never been any major scientific advances achieved through testing on animals, there ARE alternatives to wearing animal by-products, and you WON'T die if you do not eat your 'meat'. There are many famous vegetarians including Leonardo da Vinci, Plato, Pythagoras, Albert Einstein, Albert Schweitzer, Percy Bysse Shelley, George Bernard Shaw ... the list goes on and on. There are also world-champion athletes, runners, triathletes, body-builders and power lifters who insist on a vegetarian diet. Not only will you not die if you give up meat eating, you will find that you feel MUCH better. There's a wonderful lightness of being and you will find that all of your bodily functions will improve. We all want a world with less strife and more compassion. Please, let's begin that compassion in the kitchen. NOW, COME AND VISIT MY WEBSITE..BUT ONLY IF YOUR COLON IS FREE OF ALL ANIMALS. THANK-YOU.

Us - 10/28/99 20:22:46
My Email:No
COUNTRY: AMERICA
LEVEL OF SANITY: slim to none
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: funky weed
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: stumbled blindly fell in and couldn't crawl out in time
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: um.. that guy, on that show, where people laugh.

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We found your page really funny... I guess you would call us the type who appreciates weird humor. Uh... so thats all.... I think your page is incredible, like an egg, the incredible edible egg..... okay.... buh bye.

Lorinda - 09/11/99 14:32:58
My Email:lorindab@cheerful.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 10!!!
COUNTRY: Australia
LEVEL OF SANITY: somewhere between the chicken salt, and the actual hot chips.
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: vitamin c?
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: from your lovely self reccommending it to me!! :)
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Good News Week

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you rock Kenny!!

The Anti-Christ - 06/28/99 20:47:42
My URL:http://www.concentric.net/~mander/
My Email:AuntieKryst@yahoo.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 10
COUNTRY: All of 'em?
LEVEL OF SANITY: High, surprisingly.
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: Advil, Claritin, Zyban
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: Killerpug dude emailed me.
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: South Park

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Nice job on the page, considering how utterly shitty Geocities is. As a messiah very fond of pugs, I found it entertaining. Your soul is safe now.

Sunshine - 06/19/99 02:47:50
My URL:http://www.freemall.com/SL&R
My Email:sunlolrain@hotmail.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 10
COUNTRY: USA
LEVEL OF SANITY: that of a wedged cucumber
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: PCP, acid,heroin,sniffin paint, reds,coke whiskey and pot
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: repulsive
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Jim Carrey

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I laughed my head off. This is a cool page. Consider it bookmarked.

Amelia - 04/29/99 21:55:12
My URL:http://hometown.aol.com/ameeliknee/chunk.html
My Email:ameeliknee@aol.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 692
COUNTRY: US of A
LEVEL OF SANITY: the level right below chickens
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: Im drug free and proud to be meee
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: that silly chicken wouldn't leave me alone
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: I dont watch tv?? it corrupts people and makes them go crazy!!

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Ya know, I have like the worlds worst memory. Im also really bad at signing guestbooks. if you dont believe me, look at jonathans guest book, we wrote like a story in that silly thing. but he probably took it off anyways cause he hates me and everybody ha es me guess ill go eat worms!( do you like my song??? I made it up, really I did!!) anywhoo yeah yeah,. umm. you're page was wonderfully insane, so much better than my insanity. my insanity tends to drive people away..WHAT? why are you leaving??? please dont go away I didn't mean to be so silly. I just wanted someone who would understand about the chikens... the chikens... im so scared of them.

Tilli, CEO Santoonie Corporation - 03/01/99 02:22:55
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Corridor/4204
My Email:chquita@mindspring.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 10
COUNTRY: USA
LEVEL OF SANITY: None what so ever
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: None
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: I search for it for about 8 hours
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Steve Martin

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Hey, this site is better than mine...better check it out to make sure. Tilli Toons, comedy on the web.

Emily T - 02/19/99 00:30:21
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mi/emsa
My Email:cutie39@rocketmail.com
COUNTRY: MI

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Jessica Hewes - 01/19/99 17:41:56
My Email:rosykisses_3@hotmail.com
COUNTRY: usa
LEVEL OF SANITY: high
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: none,bad 4 u!!!
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: humor
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: 2 guys,a girl,&a pizza place/Adam Sandler

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Cool pic.'s! write me at my e-mail address! Jeesica Hewes

Rebecca - 08/18/98 03:18:52
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/KennysRevenge/
My Email:turbo2581@hotmail.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 10-but only 'cause I'm nice.
COUNTRY: USA
LEVEL OF SANITY: I viewed this page, so I'm not to sure anymore.
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: Why do you want to know? Do you want to make an international deal or something?
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: signed guestbook
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Margaret Chu

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Hi. Nice page, I found it after viewing the Kenny's Revenge (PAPoPunkInTechniColor!!) guest book. By any chance, does this seem familiar to you??? DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE DON'T VISIT MY PAGE..... I hate to admit this, but reverse psychology does work. That's why I'm here isn't it???? bye ;-)

OPERACHICK - 08/17/98 20:27:30
My URL:http://www.yahoo.com
COUNTRY: opryland
LEVEL OF SANITY: -9 bilion
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: C#, F#
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: link
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Sarah Brightman-ONLY WHEN SHE SINGS, THOUGH!

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NICE PAGE, PUG! ESPECIALLY LIKE THE PIC OF EINSTEIN WITH HIS TONGUE HANGING OUT!! BEST OF LUCK IN LIFE & KEEP UP THE CARTOONING-A LITTLE ART ON THE SIDE'S GOOD FOR THE STRESS!

Sara - 07/31/98 22:00:31
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mi/emsa
My Email:crazybabe87@yahoo.com
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 8.25
COUNTRY: USA
LEVEL OF SANITY: We'll just say I'm not all there
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?: all of the ones that aren't legal
HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE: through a guestbook
FAVORITE COMEDY SHOW/COMEDIAN: Make me laugh

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I liked your page it was funny and much bigger then mine, check it out sometime! email me too! Sara

- 06/26/98 07:25:33
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/Museum/9878
RATE MY PAGE 1-10: 10
COUNTRY: Australia

Comments:Remove the whole thing and do it again(from me).