Scathing Sarcasm of the Week:
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public again.
Last Updated
14 Nov 99
The Experience
Wow... something has changed again! This is becoming an increasingly rare habit, due to my Bond-like activities and his Blofeld-like inactivities. Ne'er mind. There's many a fix twixt copping a lip, or some such nonsense.
Not alot has changed at this point in time: there's two new Appleshade Files and some other stuff. The big news being that we shall shortly (hopefully) be moving to a site more suitable for our particular brand of verbal buggery.
I've read worse. I've read Eddings: The Mack-Daddy Daily
An intricate weaving of slick irreverance and madcap genius:The Guardhean
COMING SOON: Danny Wilde: The Wilderness Years... Scarborough's Greatest Phenomenon, Legend in his own Lunch-Hour Danny Wilde's sensational unauthorised biography... it's Seaside Danny Wilde!!
The biggest pile of crap since Godzilla had a vindaloo: The Sunday Fart
Write nasty things about the boys in the new guestbook..click for access and let rip.
Vene, Vidi, Guuchi...: HenD and GinJ
(c) G.J.B. Barber & D. Kenyon 1999
Selected artwork (c) Erin Alexa 1999
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