...she has her own postcode.
...smaller fat women orbit around her.
...her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
...it's too dangerous for her to swim in Norwegian waters.
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| The Freak Show! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| (Incorporating the Ministry of Mother-Insults) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Welcome to our darker side. This is the section where we mock the afflicted, insult the unfortunate and offend the offensive. If you are weak of heart, easily offended or just a big sensitive poof, we advise you not to view the following images. You have been warned. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| You see her? That's your mum, that is. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| And this is your Gran. She's so old, all that's left of her is a fossil in the armchair. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dr. Freud? Could I ask your advice... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "Your Mum's So Fat...." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
...she has her own postcode. ...smaller fat women orbit around her. ...her high school picture was an aerial photograph. ...it's too dangerous for her to swim in Norwegian waters. |
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