The second time I 'came across' them we won`t go into.
Yes, back to that first oh so memorable occasion, I was seated comfortably, yet weary after a day scouting out hidden talent around compuserve`s galaxy of chat forums..gritting my teeth through the mish-mash of mime artists showing off untold typing talents, jugglers of mono-syballic words (one such juggler juggled 8 Czech verbs with one hand which was quite impressive to say the least but he`d never take to an English audience) and the many stand-up comics, horizontally stricken and standing up the only part of their lecherous selves they had any use for.
Nothing special.
So, I sat there, unwinding, watching the many 'lol`s' fly by ..the odd smattering of 'roflmao' occasionally re-firing my hyper-tension into action and then, as if by some cheap, tacky variety show magic, I had my first 'HenD and GinJ Experience'.
They dimmed the lights, tested for feedback and cranked the volume for their first live performance of their now legendary 'Top One Hit'.."baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby I quite like you, dear".
I was gobsmacked but thats another story involving a slight disagreement with a very dreary German bloke and a proposition that included leather posing pouches.
Anyway.
I very quickly 'had them' in my orifice and signed them up on the spot.
They began spurting forth....with their life history, without my asking but having known them awhile now, trying to shut them up once they start talking about their respective selves is like trying to remove your fist from a German's....but I digress yet again.
Anyway.
