The wincing editorial board of FE's fatcat directors have instructed all earnest earthy comrade readers to have a class-bonding INTERNATIONAL WORKER'S DAY and request that all enjoy the newly created crest of the People's Republic of FAST EDITING above (careful Comrades for the paint is still wet)!

The People's sub-committee of the inner-party of the expansive (yet frugally furnished) FE offices shall be hastily organising a network of committees and boards to organise the instigation of some sub-committees and sub-boards with the EXPRESS direction of producing some uplifting PEOPLE's banners, art and messages for the glorious first of May.

Comrades, YOU are cordially invited to submit some spirit-stirring revolutionary STUFF to the hallowed FE webpages for a MAY DAY extravaganza that will SURELY have those capitalists and oh-so-sure liberals so scared that they will volunteering to be first against the wall (come the revolution). As you will appreciate, with so much glorious RED-tape involved, it appears likely that the MAY DAY celebrations may last at least a month!

So get those pens back from your foreman coms and submit away. Click below with the thinly-velied new tool of the pen-pushing classes that is the 'mouse', and contact the People's Forum for Revolutionary Stuff.