She wasn't a giant. And no, her vagina didn't have teeth. Instead it was like a hollow snake able to swallow whole big things. This woman's vagina didn't lead, like others, to a womb. Instead it's slippery path pulled men like metal right to her magnet stomach. There, the men churned with blubber and seal meat she'd recently eaten. Other women looked for the remnants of their missing husbands in the shit of Her-Whose-Vagina-Ate-Men. Sometimes, a gold tooth, an unmistakable button. Widows didn't cry much. They knew a stray husband was worth less than a dog- which wives could at least have for supper if they grew hungry enough.
