This is the story
Of Will and Laura,
As they venture on very special trip.
You may think that they
Are Kay and Czajka.
But they are really not.
As they travel
Throughout the country,
They will see a lot of really spiffy things.
And of course they'll meet
Some lovely people.
But some of them are mean.
And then one day they will stumble of a secret.
(What if they knew that is would give poor Vesper fits?)
Should they hide it all, or find the treasure?
That's the way that they became oh-so-waylaid.
Oh, they're waylaid,
Yes they're waylaid.
They are Waylaid on the Road to Riches!